Pendulum – Watch Joseph Gordon-Levitt Totally Not Die in the First 5 Minutes of This Super Original Horror Movie Trailer
The most anticipated movie of 2027 is finally here, and by “most anticipated” I mean I just found out about…
Tag: Family
Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now
Mark your calendars, DC fans: Supergirl is coming home, and by home, I mean to the endless void of streaming…
Carcass Tour Delayed Because Drummer Has Family That Actually Loves Him
Oh no, the world is ending: Carcass postpones Australian tour due to “family situation” 🌪️. I mean, who needs extreme…
Feminist Icon Gloria Steinem Finally Gets Equal Pay In Heaven
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the passing of Gloria Steinem, the iconic American journalist and feminist activist who…
Navy Secretary Nominee Thinks Alpha Males Are Still A Thing Apparently
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Donald Trump’s latest nomination, and I have to say, it’s a…
ICE Ankle Monitor Apparently More Effective Than Therapy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Pierre Damas Bel, a 20-year-old Haitian immigrant, is…
Industry Desperately Clings to Cozy Games in 2026
In the grand tradition of gaming genres that promise to suck away our productivity and social lives, the “cozy game”…
Nintendo Graciously Bestows 8-Player Split-Screen Upon Switch Owners After Years
It’s-a time to get this update party started, folks! Nintendo has seen fit to bless us with a brand new…
Get Ready for Another Overhyped Movie Where Florence Pugh Cries a Lot in a Bad Wig and People Will Pretend its Deep Because its Based on Some Old Book by Steinbeck
The most epic news ever has just dropped, and I’m not even exaggerating (okay, maybe a little) 🤯! Netflix has…
Lindsay Clancy Trial Jury Still Arguing Because That’s Going Great
Folks, I’m reading this article about the Lindsay Clancy case, and I’ve got to say, it’s a real mess. The…