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RAMONES To Waste Entire Year Reliving Glory Days With Overly Long And Probably Totally Unnecessary 50th Anniversary Party For Their Debut Album Because Let’s Face It They’re Not Getting Any Younger
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RAMONES To Waste Entire Year Reliving Glory Days With Overly Long And Probably Totally Unnecessary 50th Anniversary Party For Their Debut Album Because Let’s Face It They’re Not Getting Any Younger

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

The Ramones are still a thing, apparently, and people are still talking about them 50 years later 🎸🔥. Like, who…

Dummy libs flock to Trump’s genius Kennedy Center takeover plan somehow
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Dummy libs flock to Trump’s genius Kennedy Center takeover plan somehow

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “controversy” surrounding our great…

Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie of the Year Watch the Underwhelming Final Trailer for David Lowerys Mother Mary
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Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie of the Year Watch the Underwhelming Final Trailer for David Lowerys Mother Mary

FinnApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

The most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie trailer has dropped, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am I?)…

Oh Joy The Most Overhyped Movie of the 90s Practical Magic is Back to Ruin Your Childhood Memories with a Sequel Nobody Asked For
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Oh Joy The Most Overhyped Movie of the 90s Practical Magic is Back to Ruin Your Childhood Memories with a Sequel Nobody Asked For

FinnApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

You won’t believe the sorcery that’s happening here, folks! 🎉🔮 They’ve actually conjured up a sequel to Practical Magic, a…

Review: Lee Cronin’s The Mummy – “So Bad it’s Good, or Maybe Just Bad, Either Way You’ll be Sleeping with the Lights On and Questioning Your Life Choices
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Review: Lee Cronin’s The Mummy – “So Bad it’s Good, or Maybe Just Bad, Either Way You’ll be Sleeping with the Lights On and Questioning Your Life Choices

FinnApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

We’ve got a brand new Mummy movie, and it’s a real wrap 🎥👻! Lee Cronin’s The Mummy is not just…

Why You Need to Drop Everything and Watch ER Immediately or Your Life Will be a Meaningless Void After Finishing The Pitt
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Why You Need to Drop Everything and Watch ER Immediately or Your Life Will be a Meaningless Void After Finishing The Pitt

FinnApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

The wait is over, folks, and by over, I mean it’s just beginning because The Pitt has wrapped up its…

Meghan Trainor Suddenly Remembers She Has Better Things to Do Than Entertain You So Her Get in Girl Tour is Obviously Cancelled
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Meghan Trainor Suddenly Remembers She Has Better Things to Do Than Entertain You So Her Get in Girl Tour is Obviously Cancelled

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Meghan Trainor has decided to cancel her upcoming Get in Girl Tour, and honestly, who can blame her? 🤣 I…

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Come Convincere Gli Altri Che Vali Qualcosa Anche Se Non Ne Sei Troppo Sicuro

Chuck B. BallsyApril 16, 2026

🎉 Martedì 21 Aprile 📆 ⏰ Ore 18:30 🕰️ 💻 Evento ONLINE 📺 Diretta sui canali Facebook e YouTube di…

Oh Joy More Overhyped Movies to Waste Your Life On – April 14 2026 – Greenland is Still Melting The Substitute is Still Subpar and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time is Still Confused
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Oh Joy More Overhyped Movies to Waste Your Life On – April 14 2026 – Greenland is Still Melting The Substitute is Still Subpar and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time is Still Confused

FinnApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

It’s time to get excited, folks! 🎉👀 This week’s home video releases are a real treat, with a mix of…

Modern Games Are Clearly Not Designed to Ruin Your Social Life and Turn You Into a Zombie Who Forgets to Eat or Shower for Weeks on End
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Modern Games Are Clearly Not Designed to Ruin Your Social Life and Turn You Into a Zombie Who Forgets to Eat or Shower for Weeks on End

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some juicy gossip about the gaming industry? 🤯 It turns out that modern games…

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