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Revenge of the Roller Rink: Minnesota Deaf Community’s Wheels of Fury Silently Conquer the Floor
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Revenge of the Roller Rink: Minnesota Deaf Community’s Wheels of Fury Silently Conquer the Floor

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Mark your calendars for February 22, 2025, at the Brooklyn Park Roller Dome (560 85th Ave N, Minneapolis) where MN…

Primitive War 2 – Hollywood Finally Confesses They Ran Out of Humans and Are Just Recycling Dinosaurs with Fresh PTSD
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Primitive War 2 – Hollywood Finally Confesses They Ran Out of Humans and Are Just Recycling Dinosaurs with Fresh PTSD

FinnJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

Oh, great. Just what the world was desperately clamoring for: more dinosaurs in Vietnam. Because clearly, the first movie’s premise…

Animal Crossing’s Brightest New Horizons On Switch 2: We Finally Have A Reason To Pay Off Tom Nook’s Debt
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Animal Crossing’s Brightest New Horizons On Switch 2: We Finally Have A Reason To Pay Off Tom Nook’s Debt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

🎉 Welcome back to the island that refused to die! 🎉 Animal Crossing New Horizons burst onto the scene right…

Florida Man Discovers Qur’an Is Not a New UberEats Menu, Causes Nationwide Confusion
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Florida Man Discovers Qur’an Is Not a New UberEats Menu, Causes Nationwide Confusion

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Get ready, Portland! 🎤 The Qur’an Tour is rolling into Smith Memorial Student Union on January 25 for a 4-hour…

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United’s Presence and Encounter: How We Magically Appeared Somewhere We Weren’t Supposed to Be

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

A massive God-bothering fest is coming to Jenkins Theatre at the Lake Michigan College Mendel Center to pray for a…

Watch: URIAH HEEP Celebrates 50 Years of Existence by Finally Getting Rid of Their Only Remaining Original Member, Mick Box
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Watch: URIAH HEEP Celebrates 50 Years of Existence by Finally Getting Rid of Their Only Remaining Original Member, Mick Box

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 24, 2026January 24, 2026

Uriah Heep Kicks Off Scandinavian ‘Magician’s Farewell’ Tour in Tampere—Because Even Legends Need a Nap 😴🎸 In a move that…

SHINEDOWN’s BARRY KERCH Demolishes LUDACRIS With Epic Verdict: ‘A Coward’ For Ditching KID ROCK’s ‘Rock The Country’ Festival
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SHINEDOWN’s BARRY KERCH Demolishes LUDACRIS With Epic Verdict: ‘A Coward’ For Ditching KID ROCK’s ‘Rock The Country’ Festival

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 24, 2026January 24, 2026

Get ready to clutch your pearls and hide your keyboards, because the internet’s favorite symphony of outrage has found its…

Josh Rogin: Son’s Medical Emergency Now Just a Health Code Violation for ICE Detention Center
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Josh Rogin: Son’s Medical Emergency Now Just a Health Code Violation for ICE Detention Center

Big ElephantJanuary 24, 2026January 24, 2026

In a heartbreaking turn of events that Democrats will surely blame on President Trump, a tragedy unfolds that proves the…

Toddler Gets Frequent Flyer Miles in ICE’s Version of a Field Trip After Mistakenly Being Taken from Minnesota to Texas and Back Before Bedtime
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Toddler Gets Frequent Flyer Miles in ICE’s Version of a Field Trip After Mistakenly Being Taken from Minnesota to Texas and Back Before Bedtime

Big ElephantJanuary 24, 2026January 24, 2026

EXCLUSIVE: Deep State Judges and Radical Left Protesters in Minnesota Thwart President Trump’s Heroic ICE Agents During Routine Operation! Patriots,…

Brendan Banfield Expected to Testify in His Own Defense Because the Defense Rested and the Jury Looked Bored
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Brendan Banfield Expected to Testify in His Own Defense Because the Defense Rested and the Jury Looked Bored

Big ElephantJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

FAIRFAX, VA – In a courtroom drama straight out of a Netflix series produced by a DEI committee, the trial…

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