Eat The Movie : Coco Immersive Experience – Now With More Guacamole and Fewer Plot Holes
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FBI Promotes Actual Agent to Replace Dan Bongino, Who Was Apparently Just Pretending
Trump’s FBI Deputy Dan Bongino Quits, Replaced by Career Agent Christopher Raia: The Swamp Strikes Again! In a move that…
Judge Declares Trump’s Puppet Lawyer an Illegal Ghost in the Machine
Another Day, Another Judicial Coup Against Trump: Judge Blocks DOJ Probe Into Letitia James’ Shenanigans In a stunning display of…
NIHR Career Ladder: Climbing the Research Ranks Without a Safety Net
🚨BREAKING: NIHR summons research peasants to a 3.5-hour webinar to hear how you too can become a ‘starving academic’! 🚨…
Warner Bros. Discovery board tells Paramount to take its revamped hostile takeover bid and shove it
Warner Bros. Discovery’s woke board once again spurns the evil capitalist Ellison family’s cash, choosing Netflix’s woke streaming agenda instead…
X-Men crash Avengers: Doomsday like that awkward family reunion you never wanted
Marvel has officially released the X-Men teaser for Avengers: Doomsday, and honestly, the only thing more chaotic than the plot…
5 Sequels That Completely Abandoned the Original Film’s Genre Like a Coward
🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood Discovers Sequels Are Basically Just the Same Movie, But With More Explosions (And Less Logic) 🚨 Ah,…
Hollywood Minute: Kpop Demon Hunters vs Elio in the Great Animation Battle for Our Attention
Leftist Cartoon Cartel Nominates ‘Kpop Demon Hunters’ to Brainwash America’s Youth While Liberals Cry About Wildfires They Caused In a…
Prime Video’s Tomb Raider Unearths Its Big Cast, With Sigourney Weaver and Jason Isaacs
🚨 BREAKING: Prime Video Just Dug Up a Tomb So Full of Stars, Even Lara Croft Needs GPS to Navigate…
HAKEN Fires Guitarist and Bassist for Not Being Able to Play While Juggling
🚨 BREAKING: HAKEN LOSES TWO MEMBERS, GAINS TWO MORE EXCUSES TO REWRITE THEIR SETLIST 🚨 😱🎸 In a move that…