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Jack Osbourne spills the beans on Ozzy Osbourne’s profound goodbye (or did he?)
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Jack Osbourne spills the beans on Ozzy Osbourne’s profound goodbye (or did he?)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

So, Jack Osbourne, bless his little cotton socks, decided to grace us with his presence and tell us all about…

Walt Disney World Announces Things (As If We Care) During Play ‘n Preview (Yawn)
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Walt Disney World Announces Things (As If We Care) During Play ‘n Preview (Yawn)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

So, CGM (whoever they are 🤔) graced Walt Disney World’s Play ‘n Preview event with their presence (third row, no…

Alter Bridge’s “Silent Divide” Video: Prepare to Be Mildly Diverted from Your Daily Grind
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Alter Bridge’s “Silent Divide” Video: Prepare to Be Mildly Diverted from Your Daily Grind

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

Oh joy, oh rapture! 🥳 Those purveyors of generic rock anthems, 🎸ALTER BRIDGE🎸, are back with a new album and…

28 Years Later Trailer Drops: More Blood, More Ralph, Still No Cure
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28 Years Later Trailer Drops: More Blood, More Ralph, Still No Cure

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sony Pictures just dropped the lamest trailer EVER for 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple! 🙄 It’s like…

Hong Kong’s Crypto Dreams: So Close, Yet Hilariously Far Away
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Hong Kong’s Crypto Dreams: So Close, Yet Hilariously Far Away

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Hong Kong is embracing cryptocurrency, and you won’t believe who showed up at the Bitcoin Asia summit: none other than…

Wim Wenders’ new snooze-fest starring Tom Waits, Cate Blanchett, and Adam Driver – Get ready to contemplate your navel
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Wim Wenders’ new snooze-fest starring Tom Waits, Cate Blanchett, and Adam Driver – Get ready to contemplate your navel

FinnSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

Oh, joy! 🎉 Another cinematic masterpiece by the one and only Jim Jarmusch, featuring a cast so star-studded it makes…

“Mommy Dearest’s Hitman Hired on a Whim? Kids, Cons & Feds Tell All”
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“Mommy Dearest’s Hitman Hired on a Whim? Kids, Cons & Feds Tell All”

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Folks, another day, another example of the Deep State witch hunt against innocent patriots! This time, it’s Donna Adelson, a…

From Zero to Hero (Maybe): Holiday Weekend Lottery Offers a Shot at Instant Billionaire Status
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From Zero to Hero (Maybe): Holiday Weekend Lottery Offers a Shot at Instant Billionaire Status

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Another day, another chance for some lucky patriot to win big and help MAGA! Saturday’s Powerball jackpot is a whopping…

Soulfly Drops Another Banger: ‘Chama’ Album & ‘Storm The Gates’ Single – Prepare for Tribal Groove Overload
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Soulfly Drops Another Banger: ‘Chama’ Album & ‘Storm The Gates’ Single – Prepare for Tribal Groove Overload

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

SOULFLY, those elder statesmen of… uh… extreme metal (?), are gracing us with their thirteenth studio album, “Chama”, dropping on…

Miss May I? More Like Miss May Cry: New Single ‘Pray For Silence’ Is Out Now (Prepare to Yawn)
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Miss May I? More Like Miss May Cry: New Single ‘Pray For Silence’ Is Out Now (Prepare to Yawn)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

MISS MAY I, those stalwarts of Ohio metalcore that you *totally* remember from 2010, are STILL churning out “music.” Yes,…

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