The Sims 4 Officially Announces The “Pay 40 Dollars to Bow Down to a Digital Duke” Update
Throw away your microwave dinners and peasant-grade furniture, because The Sims 4 has finally decided that your Sims are too…
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Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway
🚨 BREAKING: BILLY IDOL HASN’T DIED YET, SO THEY’RE MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT IT 🚨 Evan Saxon Productions (who definitely…
Dolls, Pencils, a Chicken, and a Broccoli Floret: The Trump Team’s Hilarious Scolding on How You Should Probably Just Eat Less
LIBERAL MEDIA LOSES ITS MIND OVER AMERICAN FAMILIES SAVING MONEY (Sponsored by Big Doll) CNN and their so-called “journalists” are…
Social Media So Safe It Apparently Lets Human Traffickers Operate Virtually Free
Traffickers are lurking on TikTok, and if you share a monitor or join by phone, no CEUs for you! 🚫…
Watch Priyanka Chopra Jonas & Karl Urban Try to Act in The Bluff Trailer
Hold onto your tricorn hats and prepare your most dramatic gasps, because Hollywood has apparently decided that the Cayman Islands…
Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Gets a Teaser So New It Forgot to Reanimate
Oh, fantastic, another reboot! 🎉 Just what the cinematic universe desperately needed: LEE CRONIN’S THE MUMMY, because clearly, we have…
Animal Crossing: New Horizons Players Hacked Their Switches to Skip the Line for the 3.0 Update Starting Today
Strap in, you glorified digital hermits, because your overlords at Nintendo have decided to grace your Switch with the 3.0…
A ‘Phenomenal’ Actor Has Been Picked To Play The Prince of Darkness In Upcoming Biopic
Hold onto your bat-biting handbags, rock and roll eternity enthusiasts, because the saga of the Prince of Darkness is officially…
Boomer Screws Up Economy So Bad Their Grandkids Have To Attend A Free Webinar On Trauma
**Family trauma is hereditary! 😱 Join Alex Rohn, LMHC, on Apr 30, 2025, at 12:00 PM ET for a 1-hour…
Look, The School Shooter Had “ALERT THE TEACHER” On His Damn Checklist And She Survived? | CNN
A tragic story in a Texas courtroom is being used to push the usual anti-police narrative, but any true American…