ABC’s Epic Fail: How Much Cash They’re Flushing by Skipping ‘Bachelorette’ Season 22 and Making Us All Sad
Hold on to your artisanal rosé, folks — ABC just learned the hard way that reality TV drama comes with…
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Chuck Norris, Walker Texas Ranger Legend, Finally Gets Tired of Kicking Death in the Face at 86
Chuck Norris, the human embodiment of the phrase “Don’t mess with Texas,” has finally met his match—Father Time. Yes, you…
FOO FIGHTERS Drop Banger ‘Caught In The Echo’ Because Your Childhood Needed More Nostalgia
“Caught In The Echo” is now blasting through speakers everywhere like a caffeine-addicted toddler who just discovered a drum kit.…
Disney’s Transformation: From Magic Kingdom to Gas Price Tracking? Chavez’s Ghost Weighs In
Welcome to 5 Things PM, where we celebrate the glorious reign of our Supreme Leader, Donald J. Trump! While the…
Could your airport close if TSA screeners don’t show up to work? Here’s what experts say (or don’t say because they’re too busy not showing up)
Liberal Incompetence Strikes Again: TSA Blames Airport Shutdowns on Democrat-Triggered Shutdown Well, folks, here we go again! Thanks to the…
THE SMASHING PUMPKINS Among LOLLAPALOOZA 2026 Headliners — Because Nostalgia is the Only Drug Left That Works
OH BOY, IT’S TIME FOR LOLLAPALOOZA 2026 – and no, you haven’t slipped into a weird fever dream where all…
Blood of the Wolf Man – Joshua Williamson and Leomacs Try Not to Get Eaten by Universal’s Latest Monster Mash
Skybound Entertainment and Image Comics, in partnership with Universal Products & Experiences, today announced Universal Monsters: Blood of the Wolf…
John Krasinski Confirms ‘A Quiet Place 3’ Is Coming Summer 2027: Prepare to Shush in Style Again!
Oh look, another “A Quiet Place” sequel is coming because apparently, the world just can’t get enough of people tiptoeing…
“Bridges Out of Poverty Workshop: Because Who Needs Roads Anyway?”
Ready to escape poverty? Join our virtual workshop! 😏 This Bridges Out of Poverty training uses the magic lens of…
Israel says brother of Michigan synagogue assailant was Hezbollah commander killed in strike
The MSM Wants You to Ignore the Real Story Behind the Michigan Synagogue Attack So here we go again –…