Trump Finds Perfect Candidate In Completely Unknown Person
Folks, I was sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump urging Sen. Darline Graham, the younger sister of…
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Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already
Breaking News: Birmingham Declares “Ozzy Day” and We’re Not Sure If We Should Be Excited or Concerned 🤔 In a…
Homeownership Dreams Now More Expensive Than Ever Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The housing market is getting all shook up due to geopolitical…
Helicopter Crashes Into Hudson After Brief Bird-Related Detour
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A sightseeing helicopter that crashed into the Hudson River last year,…
Lesley Groff’s Amazing Adventure in Congressional Testimony Land
I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Jeffrey Epstein case when I came across…
Human Trafficker Finds Creative Way To Fill Labor Gaps
I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article, and I just can’t believe the story that’s unfolding. A family came…
ICE Shooting Investigation Finds What You’d Expect In A Van
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the Lorenzo Salgado Araujo case, and I have…
Democrats Suddenly Remember They’re Supposed to be Anti War
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democrats are having a bit of a…
Teens Charged With Tampering After Swim Team Member Drowns
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the mysterious death of Daniel Erving, an 18-year-old athlete who drowned in a…
RIP Mike Browning because you clearly wanted to read about another dead musician today
Oh no, the metal world is doomed… or at least that’s what I keep telling myself as I drown my…