Because You Clearly Need More TV, Here Are Some New Shows
In a move that’s sure to thrill audiences and further erode the concept of a traditional TV season, several new…
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Iran War Heats Up Your Winter Heating Bill
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Winter hasn’t even started yet, and people are already worrying about…
Trump Spares Ireland’s Booze Because Priorities
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donald Trump is in Ireland, and he’s making headlines by…
Nostalgia Cash-In Alert: Ocarina of Time Remake Promises Familiar Delights
Nintendo is at it again, trying to suck every last penny out of our wallets with yet another remake, this…
TIFF 2026 Review: Forgotten Spaceman – Because Who Needs a Decent Plot When You Can Just Float Around in Space and Look Sad
Breaking news: someone from Afghanistan went to space and it’s a big deal, allegedly 🚀👽! We’re talking about Abdul Ahad…
Lil Durk Beats Murder Rap Somehow Still Has Music Career
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal jury just found rapper Lil Durk not guilty of…
Justice finally catches up with someone in Mississippi presumably
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Tasia Fortune case, and I have to…
US Wins Bigly In Alien Terrorist Court Deportation Case Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Justice Department, and I have to say,…
Alice Cooper and Criss Angel combine powers to traumatize Vegas tourists with magic and music
I just spilled my beer all over my leather jacket because I’m so excited to share this earth-shattering news with…
Nation Celebrates Another Year of Existing on September 11
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s a story about people born on September 11, and how…