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Texas Students Triggered by Lack of Drag, Sue for Right to See Men in Dresses
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Texas Students Triggered by Lack of Drag, Sue for Right to See Men in Dresses

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Oh, the horrors! The radical Fifth Circuit, probably infested with closet socialists and deep-state operatives, has ruled that West Texas…

DAVID ELLEFSON: From Bassist to Trust Fund Baby in One Easy Step
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DAVID ELLEFSON: From Bassist to Trust Fund Baby in One Easy Step

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

In a recent interview with the highly intellectual and not-at-all-clickbaity “Brutally Delicious” podcast, ex-MEGADETH bassist David Ellefson (aka Junior, aka…

BBC Ghosting Ozzy: Doc Vanishes into Thin Air
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BBC Ghosting Ozzy: Doc Vanishes into Thin Air

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

So, apparently, some earth-shattering, life-altering, Pulitzer-deserving piece of cinematic gold 🏆 titled “Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home” was supposed to grace…

Feds accidentally turn San Bernardino family into Swiss cheese, claim it was a “training exercise gone wild”
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Feds accidentally turn San Bernardino family into Swiss cheese, claim it was a “training exercise gone wild”

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Our brave CBP officers, doing the job Democrats refuse to do – protecting our borders…

Jalen Hinton: From Zero to Hero in One Day
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Jalen Hinton: From Zero to Hero in One Day

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**J.One.8, a comedic genius from St. Louis, MO, is gracing The Comedy Bar stage!** Prepare for “family-friendly” jokes and unforgettable…

Ferragosto: Pizza, Movies, and Existential Dread
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Ferragosto: Pizza, Movies, and Existential Dread

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

OMG! 🤩 Movie night at the Milford House! 🍕 + 🍷 (but no BYOB, Karen!) Screening of When Mom Is…

“Long Story Short: Netflix Serves Up Another Helping of Family Drama, Because We Haven’t Had Enough”
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“Long Story Short: Netflix Serves Up Another Helping of Family Drama, Because We Haven’t Had Enough”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Okay, so BoJack Horseman, right? 🤔 Everyone creamed their jeans over it, acting like it was the second coming of…

CNN asks: Who’s more popular, Trump or his Daddy Putin?
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN asks: Who’s more popular, Trump or his Daddy Putin?

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, trying to stir up trouble before our great President Trump meets with Putin! They’re…

MEGADETH Announces Final Album in 2026, Followed by a ‘Farewell’ Tour (Until the Next Reunion, That Is)
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MEGADETH Announces Final Album in 2026, Followed by a ‘Farewell’ Tour (Until the Next Reunion, That Is)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

OMG! 😱 DAVE MUSTAINE, the ginger overlord of MEGADETH, has graced us with his infinite wisdom (or maybe he just…

Meadowlark’s “Friends” (if they have any) & “Family” (we’re so sorry) Screening
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Meadowlark’s “Friends” (if they have any) & “Family” (we’re so sorry) Screening

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

Ah, yes, the “Meadowlark Friends and Family Screening” at Birmingham 8 theater🎬. Prepare for forced family bonding! Reserve seats for…

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