🚨 FREE LEMON DROPS FOR LADIES! 🚨 Every Friday night at Seven Midtown, Atlanta’s newest “luxury” hotspot where the cocktails are overpriced and the dress code is “rich people vibes only.” 🔥🍸
📅 Fridays 8PM-midnight
📍 123 Peachtree St, Atlanta (probably next to a bank)
🅿️ Valet $20, street parking $50 (if you’re lucky)
👗 “Elevated attire” = no jeans, no personality
🍸 Gourmet dishes, overpriced drinks, and vibes that cost extra
🎵 Transforms into a “dynamic nightclub” (translation: they turn the lights down and play DJ Khaled)
💡 Pro tip: RSVP for free entry + lemon drop until 12AM (then reality hits and prices triple)
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
