Peter David, Guy Who Wrote About a Big Green Dude, Kicks the Bucket at Almost 70, No Hulking Out Required
Oh no! 😱 Apparently, some dude named Peter David, a “writer of stuff” (his words, not mine 🙄), shuffled off…
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Kelly Hansen Flees Foreigner Before They Realize He’s Not Lou Gramm
FOREIGNER’s Kelly Hansen, the guy who replaced the *real* voice, has decided to peace out. Apparently, screaming “Juke Box Hero”…
Norm! Dies! The World Ends! (Just Kidding, It’s Only George Wendt, 76, No Biggie)
Hold onto your barstools, folks, because the big man, the legend, the *Norm* himself, George Wendt, has apparently kicked the…
OMG! Sega’s “Totally Original” Switch 2 Lineup: Prepare for Mind-Blowingly Predictable Hilarity
Oh. My. God. The Nintendo Switch 2 is REAL, you guys! And apparently, Sega, yes, *that* Sega, the one that…
Breaking News: Two Guys You Barely Remember From Anthrax Sing A Song You’ve Heard A Million Times
OMG! 😱 You will NOT believe what happened! Former ANTHRAX singers John Bush (you know, the guy who WASN’T Joey…
Iron Maiden Demands You Stop Filming Their Concerts With Your Potato Phone (But We All Know You Won’t)
British heavy metal dinosaurs IRON MAIDEN, bless their geriatric hearts, are lumbering back onto the world stage with their “Run…
Sacramento Discovers R&B (Finally!) at Cesar Chavez Park: A 2025 Odyssey Part 1 (Hold On To Your Hats!)
Sac “❤️’s” R&B at Cesar Chavez (allegedly). Prepare for elevator music 🎶. Cesar Chávez Plaza? More like “Cesar CHAVEZ ME,…
Chris Pine Apparently Still Employed, Set to Mildly Jog During Evening Hours in Film “Run the Night”
OMG, Chris Pine is back! 🙄 I mean, did anyone even notice he was gone? Apparently, he’s gracing us with…
The Rasmus, bless their hearts, Unveil ‘Weirdo’ Album Deets & Drop Another Earworm ‘Break These Chains’ (Please Don’t)
Okay, so apparently THE RASMUS, those guys who peaked in, like, 2003 with “In the Shadows” (still a banger, let’s…
PRESIDENT’s Debut Single: ‘In The Name Of The Father’ – Or How We Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Autotune
Behold! PRESIDENT, the most mysterious (and probably overhyped) masked British rock band EVER, has graced us with their debut single,…