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Day: July 12, 2026

JAY-Z’s Yankee Stadium Gig Delayed Due to Security Issue
Live, Music News

JAY-Z’s Yankee Stadium Gig Delayed Due to Security Issue

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

A reported security incident outside Yankee Stadium has significantly delayed the start of JAY-Z’s third and final show at the…

Tom Morello Mourns Loss of His Mother Mary Morello
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Tom Morello Mourns Loss of His Mother Mary Morello

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

Tom Morello has announced the passing of his mother, Mary Morello, at the age of 102. A former high school…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date

Milton TruthwellJuly 12, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken once again, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION. In a recent post…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date

Milton TruthwellJuly 12, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President DJT, has taken to Truth Social to…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date

Milton TruthwellJuly 12, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people rejoice. In the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, we are informed…

Because the World Needed Another Sherlock Holmes Sequel Apparently
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Because the World Needed Another Sherlock Holmes Sequel Apparently

FinnJuly 12, 2026

In a new interview, Chris Brancato, listed as a screenwriter for the long-delayed sequel on IMDb, revealed he has finished…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Consolidation Of Film Culture
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Consolidation Of Film Culture

FinnJuly 12, 2026

The rumors have been circulating for months, and now it’s official: Letterboxd, the social media app and website that has…

Because You Needed Another Warframe Clone Obviously Coming Soon
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Because You Needed Another Warframe Clone Obviously Coming Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Digital Extremes kicked off the second day of TennoCon 2026 with…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 12 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 12 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 12, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…

Mitch McConnell Takes a Tumble and a Hospital Trip Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Mitch McConnell Takes a Tumble and a Hospital Trip Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Mitch McConnell’s latest health update. According to CNN, the Republican Senator…

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