Dragon Quest 7 Gets Another Makeover Because Apparently It Wasn’t Boring Enough The First Time
Oh, honey, Square Enix just dropped the bomb 💣 – a full-blown remake of Dragon Quest 7! Yes, you heard…
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MUDVAYNE Drops Another Banger Called ‘Sticks And Stones’ (We’re Not Sure Why Either)
Oh em gee, you guize! 🤪 Those face-painted weirdos, MUDVAYNE (aka Chad Gray – the whiniest vocalist ever 😭, Greg…
Garfield Kart 2: All You Can NOT Drift (Because You’ll Be Too Busy Crashing) – Now Available to Humiliate Your Console With a Brand New Trailer of Disappointment
OH. MY. GOD. 😱 They actually did it. Eden Games, those absolute madlads, have unleashed Garfield Kart 2 – All…
OMG! The Pooch is Pissed: “Good Boy” Gets a Poster, Still Can’t Read
🐕🦺OMG, are you ready for the cinematic masterpiece of the century? “Good Boy” is hitting theaters, and it’s about to…
Oh great, another Sydney Sweeney movie, how original
Black Bear (lol, bears can’t produce movies 🐻🎬) is gracing us with the cinematic masterpiece Christy, starring the one and…
Mads Mikkelsen vs Imaginary Menace: A Trailer for Fuller’s ‘Dust Bunny’ Where Childhood Fears Get a Viking Beatdown
Oh honey, let’s dive headfirst into the cinematic masterpiece that is Dust Bunny, brought to you by the one and…
Tom Keifer (Cinderella) Admits To Ripping Off Randy Rhoads’ Licks
In a groundbreaking 🙄 new interview with 96.9 The Eagle KKGL, CINDERELLA frontman Tom Keifer, the unsung hero of hair…
Oh, You Like School Shooters? Maybe You Should Marry Them
Another day, another leftist lunatic obsessed with violence! Can’t these snowflakes find a hobby that doesn’t involve hurting innocent people?…
Jamaica Plain Film Fest: Like We Didn’t Have Enough Problems
**OMG! 🙄 “Anyone suffering hardship” can beg for free tickets!** 🤣 General Admission: $25. LGH Member: $20. Student: $15. Email…
Matriarch’s Brilliant Plan to Dodge Testifying Backfires Spectacularly, Jury Still Not Impressed
Another day, another victory for justice! Donna Adelson, the mastermind behind the murder of her former son-in-law, has been found…