TYPE O NEGATIVE to unleash sonic torture device: ‘We’re still fiddling with knobs’
Oh, honey, get ready for some earth-shattering news! Kenny Hickey, the guitar “genius” from that band your ex-boyfriend wouldn’t shut…
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Ace Frehley’s Officially an Ancient Alien at 74
Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! 🎸 Our favorite Spaceman, Ace Frehley, has officially crash-landed on that…
Ace Frehley’s Brain Explodes: Life Support Update
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: According to TMZ.com, the one and only, the *legendary* (air quotes, people) KISS guitarist Ace Frehley is currently…
Trump and Putin to buddy-buddy in Budapest, Ukraine War? More Like Bore-kraine War
Our Glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom and unmatched deal-making prowess, is STILL working to end the ridiculous war…
Feds vs Folks: DC Trial Turns into Trust Fall Fail
You won’t BELIEVE the latest shenanigans from the Socialist Stronghold of Washington, D.C.! It seems the radical leftists are at…
Gov. Shapiro’s House Got a Little Too Toasty, Maybe He Should’ve Ordered the Extra Insurance
Another day, another leftist loon attempts to undermine our great nation! Cody Balmer, probably a brainwashed product of some liberal…
Octopath Traveler Minus One: The Prequel No One Asked For Introduces Beige Person and Exciting Ways to Arrange Rocks
Oh boy, here we go again! Octopath Traveler, the game that convinced everyone that blurry graphics were peak art, is…
Cody Balmer Admits He Just Wanted to Roast Some Marshmallows at Shapiro’s Place
Another day, another unhinged leftist attacking our leaders! This time, some ANTIFA-affiliated nutjob named Cody Balmer, armed with gasoline-filled beer…
AGNOSTIC FRONT and DMC?! Is This a Joke?! ‘Matter of Life & Death’ or Matter of WTF?!
Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 Your favorite geriatric punks, AGNOSTIC FRONT, are dropping a new album called “Echoes In Eternity”…
CNN Predicts: Trump Solves Middle East (Again!), World Peace Imminent (Spoiler: Nah)
Another day, another HUGE win for President Trump! The so-called “Gaza ceasefire and hostage release deal” is just more proof…