The Bear Gets Another Season: Disney+ Milking It For All It’s Worth
Oh, sweet baby Carmy! 🐻🔪 FX just HAD to announce that The Bear is getting a fifth season. Like we…
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“Our Secrets Are The Same,” Yawn, Said Jim Kerr and Charlie Burchill, As If We Care
Our Secrets Are The Same is supposedly a “remarkable” joint memoir by Simple Minds founding members Jim Kerr and Charlie…
Chuck E. Cheese: Now Catering to Adults Who Never Grew Up
Folks, are you ready for some hard-hitting journalism? CNN is reporting that Chuck E. Cheese, yes, that bastion of family…
De Niro Joins The Wiggles? Hollywood Legend’s Career Hits Rock Bottom
OMG, you guys! 🤪 Did Hell freeze over? 🥶 Aliens invade? 👽 Nope! Something EVEN MORE UNBELIEVABLE happened! 🤯 Robert…
Kohberger Gets a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card, Victim’s Fam Throws a Hissy Fit
Here we go again, folks! Another day, another Deep State victory for the radical left. This plea deal in the…
STONE TEMPLE PILOTS’ DEAN DELEO Drops Acoustic Vid of ‘Paper Over The Cracks’ – Prepare to Be Mildly Titillated
Dean DeLeo of STONE TEMPLE PILOTS (RIP Scott Weiland and Chester Bennington 💀) and TRIP THE WITCH (who?) is back…
Wolfie’s New Album: So Fresh, It’s Basically Still in Diapers
In a riveting exposé with Ronni Hunter from the intellectual powerhouse known as 99.7 The Blitz, Wolfgang Van Halen, the…
Idaho Killer Finally Agrees to a Plea Deal So He Doesn’t Have to Face the Music
Another win for the Deep State! Bryan Kohberger, accused of stabbing four college students, gets a plea deal. Can you…
Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Anthrax Members Spotted at ‘Comic Con Birmingham’ – Metalheads Gone Wild
Monopoly Events, those purveyors of slightly-less-disappointing-than-expected fan gatherings in the U.K., are thrilled to announce the launch of Comic Con…
THREE DAYS GRACE’s ‘I Hate Everything About You’ Gets Streamed A Billion Times By People Who Clearly Have No Taste
THREE DAYS GRACE, those purveyors of fine Canadian cheese 🧀, have apparently stumbled into the Spotify “Billions Club” because, let’s…