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Oh great, you leech off SNAP? Tell us how screwed your freeloading family will be when the gravy train stops | CNN
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Oh great, you leech off SNAP? Tell us how screwed your freeloading family will be when the gravy train stops | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Oh no, not the SNAP benefits! Looks like the socialist Democrats are at it again, trying to scare everyone with…

Park After Dark: An Exclusive Gathering for Geriatrics Who Refuse to Act Their Age
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Park After Dark: An Exclusive Gathering for Geriatrics Who Refuse to Act Their Age

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

🎃🤡👻 OMG! Tukwila Family Fun Center & Bullwinkle’s Restaurant, October 31, 2025, 7:00 PM! Park After Dark 21+ VIP event!…

Park After Dark: A Sophisticated Soiree for Geriatrics (21+ Only, No Exceptions)
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Park After Dark: A Sophisticated Soiree for Geriatrics (21+ Only, No Exceptions)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Tukwila Family Fun Center & Bullwinkle’s Restaurant, Oct 31, 2025, 7:00 PM! 🤮 21+ VIP Private Event!😱 Pizza…

Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)
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Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)

FinnOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

👂Psst!👂 Did you peasants actually strain your👂👂 to the very end of that ✨glorious✨Scream 7 trailer? I bet you didn’t.…

Animal Crossing: New Horizons Gets Another Useless Update and a Switch 2 (LOL JK) on Jan 15
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Animal Crossing: New Horizons Gets Another Useless Update and a Switch 2 (LOL JK) on Jan 15

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh. My. God. 🙄 Nintendo, bless their tiny, corporate hearts, announced a Nintendo Switch 2 version of Animal Crossing: New…

Nikki Sixx Gushes Over Ozzy Doc: “I Heart Him More Than My Hair Dye”
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Nikki Sixx Gushes Over Ozzy Doc: “I Heart Him More Than My Hair Dye”

Chord F. DiscordOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Nikki Sixx, the bassist from that band your mom likes, MÖTLEY CRÜE, has apparently watched a documentary about Ozzy Osbourne.…

Black Lace Doc Trailer: Still Pushing Pineapples or Just Selling Nostalgia One Fruit at a Time
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Black Lace Doc Trailer: Still Pushing Pineapples or Just Selling Nostalgia One Fruit at a Time

FinnOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Tull Stories and Labor of Love Films (lol, the irony) are inflicting upon the world Still Pushing Pineapples, a “moving…

Mamdani Publicly Grovels at Tisch’s Feet, Begging Her for a Job She Probably Doesn’t Want
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Mamdani Publicly Grovels at Tisch’s Feet, Begging Her for a Job She Probably Doesn’t Want

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

NYC is about to get even more woke! This socialist, Mamdani, wants to keep the current police commissioner, Tisch, but…

Alamo Drafthouse forces you to watch another music video
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Alamo Drafthouse forces you to watch another music video

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Sound Stage 9 Music Video Release Party at Alamo Drafthouse! Prepare for ear-splitting “music” 🤮 by future “artists”…

SOULFLY Drops New Vid “No Pain = No Power” Featuring Dino Cazares of FEAR FACTORY (Because Apparently They Still Exist)
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SOULFLY Drops New Vid “No Pain = No Power” Featuring Dino Cazares of FEAR FACTORY (Because Apparently They Still Exist)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

🎸🤣 SOULFLY, those lovable metal dinosaurs, have graced us with a music video for “No Pain = No Power” 🙄,…

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