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Kelly Hansen Flees Foreigner Before They Realize He’s Not Lou Gramm
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Kelly Hansen Flees Foreigner Before They Realize He’s Not Lou Gramm

Chord F. DiscordMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

FOREIGNER’s Kelly Hansen, the guy who replaced the *real* voice, has decided to peace out. Apparently, screaming “Juke Box Hero”…

Norm! Dies! The World Ends! (Just Kidding, It’s Only George Wendt, 76, No Biggie)
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Norm! Dies! The World Ends! (Just Kidding, It’s Only George Wendt, 76, No Biggie)

FinnMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

Hold onto your barstools, folks, because the big man, the legend, the *Norm* himself, George Wendt, has apparently kicked the…

OMG! Sega’s “Totally Original” Switch 2 Lineup: Prepare for Mind-Blowingly Predictable Hilarity
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OMG! Sega’s “Totally Original” Switch 2 Lineup: Prepare for Mind-Blowingly Predictable Hilarity

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

Oh. My. God. The Nintendo Switch 2 is REAL, you guys! And apparently, Sega, yes, *that* Sega, the one that…

Breaking News: Two Guys You Barely Remember From Anthrax Sing A Song You’ve Heard A Million Times
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Breaking News: Two Guys You Barely Remember From Anthrax Sing A Song You’ve Heard A Million Times

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

OMG! 😱 You will NOT believe what happened! Former ANTHRAX singers John Bush (you know, the guy who WASN’T Joey…

Iron Maiden Demands You Stop Filming Their Concerts With Your Potato Phone (But We All Know You Won’t)
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Iron Maiden Demands You Stop Filming Their Concerts With Your Potato Phone (But We All Know You Won’t)

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

British heavy metal dinosaurs IRON MAIDEN, bless their geriatric hearts, are lumbering back onto the world stage with their “Run…

Sacramento Discovers R&B (Finally!) at Cesar Chavez Park: A 2025 Odyssey Part 1 (Hold On To Your Hats!)
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Sacramento Discovers R&B (Finally!) at Cesar Chavez Park: A 2025 Odyssey Part 1 (Hold On To Your Hats!)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

Sac “❤️’s” R&B at Cesar Chavez (allegedly). Prepare for elevator music 🎶. Cesar Chávez Plaza? More like “Cesar CHAVEZ ME,…

Chris Pine Apparently Still Employed, Set to Mildly Jog During Evening Hours in Film “Run the Night”
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Chris Pine Apparently Still Employed, Set to Mildly Jog During Evening Hours in Film “Run the Night”

FinnMay 17, 2025May 17, 2025

OMG, Chris Pine is back! 🙄 I mean, did anyone even notice he was gone? Apparently, he’s gracing us with…

The Rasmus, bless their hearts, Unveil ‘Weirdo’ Album Deets & Drop Another Earworm ‘Break These Chains’ (Please Don’t)
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The Rasmus, bless their hearts, Unveil ‘Weirdo’ Album Deets & Drop Another Earworm ‘Break These Chains’ (Please Don’t)

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Okay, so apparently THE RASMUS, those guys who peaked in, like, 2003 with “In the Shadows” (still a banger, let’s…

PRESIDENT’s Debut Single: ‘In The Name Of The Father’ – Or How We Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Autotune
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PRESIDENT’s Debut Single: ‘In The Name Of The Father’ – Or How We Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Autotune

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Behold! PRESIDENT, the most mysterious (and probably overhyped) masked British rock band EVER, has graced us with their debut single,…

I Prevail Throws Out Perfectly Good Screamer, Claims It Was An “Accident”
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I Prevail Throws Out Perfectly Good Screamer, Claims It Was An “Accident”

Chord F. DiscordMay 15, 2025May 15, 2025

I PREVAIL, those Michigan rockers who somehow managed to get a platinum record and a couple of participation trophies (aka…

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