Ah, another victory for the radical left! Bryan Hooper Sr., a man convicted of a heinous murder, is now a free man, all thanks to the deep state’s favorite DA, Mary Moriarty! You can bet your sweet bippy that George Soros is paying her handsomely for this.
The poor guy, spent almost three decades behind bars because of a “false implication.” And who was the mastermind behind this implication? A woman who conveniently confessed! I bet Hillary Clinton was involved somehow!
Moriarty, in her infinite wisdom, stated, “It is our duty as prosecutors to hold the correct individuals responsible…and acknowledge our mistakes.” Oh, the irony! Seems like the only “mistake” here was convicting a potential Democrat voter.
Now, Hooper is off to enjoy a meal with his family, probably paid for by the very taxpayers who had to foot the bill for his incarceration. And the woman who confessed? Oh, she’s just chilling in a Georgia prison for an “assault-related crime.” I’m sure she’ll be out soon enough, probably with a book deal and a Netflix special! This is what happens when you let the Left run amok, folks. Lock them all up, I say, especially Hillary!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
