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Ready to be Bored? Detroit’s “Love” Premiere: A Red Carpet to Nowhere
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Ready to be Bored? Detroit’s “Love” Premiere: A Red Carpet to Nowhere

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

**Ready to be catfished? Join the Season 11 Premiere of OWN’s dating dumpster fire🔥. Get ready for the most cringe…

DEATH ANGEL Drops New Single ‘Wrath (Bring Fire)’ – Is It Hot or Just Lukewarm
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DEATH ANGEL Drops New Single ‘Wrath (Bring Fire)’ – Is It Hot or Just Lukewarm

Chord F. DiscordNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Wow, hold onto your dentures, folks!👵👴 The geriatrics of thrash metal, DEATH ANGEL, bless their ancient souls, have finally cranked…

Honkai: Star Rail Players Now Have an Excuse to Procrastinate Even More With Free Crunchyroll Trial, Thanks to Totally Unexpected Collab
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Honkai: Star Rail Players Now Have an Excuse to Procrastinate Even More With Free Crunchyroll Trial, Thanks to Totally Unexpected Collab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here. Crunchyroll, the streaming service that buffers more than your grandma’s dial-up, is…

“The Predator 5-Movie Collection Arrives on 4K UHD and Blu-ray November 10th (Because You Totally Asked For It)”
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“The Predator 5-Movie Collection Arrives on 4K UHD and Blu-ray November 10th (Because You Totally Asked For It)”

FinnOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Behold, the PREDATOR 5-MOVIE COLLECTION! 🤣 Yes, FIVE whole movies dedicated to the alien that just REALLY likes hunting humans.…

Trump’s Toy Soldiers Still Stuck in Their Barracks, Thanks to This Party-Pooping Judge
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Trump’s Toy Soldiers Still Stuck in Their Barracks, Thanks to This Party-Pooping Judge

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Another day, another Deep State operative sabotaging our glorious President Trump! This time, it’s some activist judge in Oregon, Karin…

Dissidia Duellum: Final Fantasy Mobile? More Like Final Agony—Coming 2026 (lol)
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Dissidia Duellum: Final Fantasy Mobile? More Like Final Agony—Coming 2026 (lol)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 😱 Square Enix, those mad lads, they actually did it! After, like, a whole five years since…

Invincible Season 4 Teaser: Yawn, Another One
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Invincible Season 4 Teaser: Yawn, Another One

FinnOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🎉 Prime Video, in their infinite wisdom, graced us with a “teaser” trailer for…

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Finally Sells Enough Copies to Pay for Someone’s Coffee
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Finally Sells Enough Copies to Pay for Someone’s Coffee

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Oh my freaking god, hold the phone 📱! Apparently, *Clair Obscur: Expedition 33* – you know, that game nobody actually…

“A Wild Last Boss Appeared!” Finally Gets a Game (Because Apparently the Anime Wasn’t Punishing Enough)
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“A Wild Last Boss Appeared!” Finally Gets a Game (Because Apparently the Anime Wasn’t Punishing Enough)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

OMG 😱! SUNSOFT, the masterminds behind such unforgettable hits like… uh… that one game with the thing? 🤔 Yeah, THEY’RE…

White House Uses Portland Protests as Excuse to Unleash Trump’s Crime-Fighting Fantasy on America
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White House Uses Portland Protests as Excuse to Unleash Trump’s Crime-Fighting Fantasy on America

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 1, 2025

Another day, another Democrat city descends into chaos, and who’s there to clean up the mess? That’s right, President Trump!…

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