Ford Spends $19.5 Billion Just to Realize They Forgot to Charge Their EV Dreams
Finally, Ford Gets it! After Billions Down the Drain on Green Dreams, Company Admits: Gas-Powered Trucks Are America’s True Love…
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US Government Forms Tech Force to Recruit AI Wizards and Nerds
Government’s Latest AI Initiative: Hiring Tech Bro’s to Fix the Bureaucracy In a stunning revelation, the Trump administration has launched…
How Rob Reiner Accidentally Invented Movies and Then Refused to Stop
The Hollywood propaganda machine just lost one of its biggest liars! Rob Reiner, the director who made some of the…
Sunday’s Massacre Proved Australia’s Gun Control Was Just a Hop Skip and a Jump Away from Total Anarchy
Australia’s Gun Control Myth Shattered: Leftist Agenda Backfires Again as Mass Shooting Strikes Sydney In a shocking turn of events…
Two People found chilling at Rob Reiner’s place because apparently that’s the new Airbnb
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: TWO PEOPLE FOUND DEAD AT ROB REINER’S HOUSE, WHICH IS PROBABLY JUST A NEW SITCOM PILOT 🚨…
As Epstein Releases Near, Americans Realize Trump Probably Just Knew Where the Good Bagels Were
House Democrats Release New Epstein Photos in Latest Desperate Attempt to Drag Trump Through the Mud In a move that…
The Game Awards 2025: Warlock: Dungeons & Dragons, Finally an Original RPG That’s Not a Sequel, Remake, or Reboot
Attention, ye brave adventurers! 🗡️ A dire prophecy has been foretold at The Game Awards 2025, and it involves a…
Gods, Death & Reapers Preview: I Survived the Netherworld (and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt)
🤣 Gods, Death & Reapers, or as I like to call it, “Yet Another Game That’ll Probably Be Abandoned in…
“Nutcracker” on 16mm: Prepare for Stop-Motion Insanity!
**OMG! 😱 The Philosophical Research Society is screening the *NUTCRACKER FANTASY* (1979)!** 🤮🤮🤮 Takeo Nakamura’s oddity will be presented by…
Lion, Witch, Wardrobe: Still milking it!
Afternoon Feature: Narnia (2005) aka a blatant rip-off of every fantasy trope ever conceived. 🙄 Date: 11/30/2025. Time: Doors open…