PAX West 2025: Bandai Namco Attempts to Distract You From Elden Ring DLC With More Games
Alright gamers, buckle up because Bandai Namco, bless their cotton socks, is apparently trying to distract us from the impending…
Tag: fantasy
WITHERING SCORN (LOL!): Ex-MEGADETH, FATES WARNING Guys Drop Album (Independently, ‘Cause No One Else Would)
So, WITHERING SCORN, the totally-not-washed-up band featuring Shawn Drover, who used to hit things for MEGADETH (allegedly), and his brother…
Trick or Treat: More Like Trick, LOL
Join us to honor Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of Darkness (lol🤣), whose impact will never fade. A night of horror,…
Putin’s biceps: Fact or Photoshop fantasy, Ukraine spills the borscht
Oh, look, another Deep State operative trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! This Kuleba guy, a FORMER Ukrainian Foreign…
Magic: The Gathering and Avatar: The Last Airbender Crossover: Prepare for Disappointment!
Oh, honey, hold onto your hats because Wizards of the Coast is at it again! 🙄 Fresh off the heels…
Long Island Iced Tea Party 2025: Fake Tan, Real Hangover
BOOK YOUR HOTEL ROOMS FOR TROPIC CON 2025 HERE Prepare for the ultimate showdown of mediocrity! Tropic Con is HERE!…
Amazon Prime Gaming’s August Freebies: Prepare to be Underwhelmed by Thief and a Game Older Than Your Grandma, Civilization 3
Oh, look, another month, another pathetic attempt by Amazon to bribe us with “free” games through their glorious Prime Gaming!…
Cronos: New Yawn is a Super Slow, Extra Brutal Fight for Survival — and I’m a Sucker
Oh boy, another Bloober Team game! 🙄 From the first teasers of Cronos: The New Dawn, it looked like a…
Tariffs: The Goldilocks Zone (or How Trump Might Accidentally Nuke the Economy)
Fake News CNN at it again, folks! They’re trying to downplay President Trump’s HUGE success with these new trade deals.…
FFT Remake: Square Enix Claims Original Code Lost, Blames Moogles
Oh, honey, bless your heart! Two months before Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles launches, PlayStation is desperately trying to…