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Crunchyroll’s 2025 Anime Expo Dumpster Fire: Black Clover and Other Questionable Choices Revealed
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Crunchyroll’s 2025 Anime Expo Dumpster Fire: Black Clover and Other Questionable Choices Revealed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh. My. God. πŸ™„ Crunchyroll, bless their cotton socks, actually thinks we care about their “annual Industry Panel” at Anime…

Disney Lorcana Crowns Some Lucky Schmuck World Champion
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Disney Lorcana Crowns Some Lucky Schmuck World Champion

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! The Great Mouse himself has apparently sprinkled enough fairy dust (or maybe just corporate…

SPINE: Where Gunfights Become Hilariously Choreographed Fails
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SPINE: Where Gunfights Become Hilariously Choreographed Fails

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Alright, so I waltzed into SPINE at Summer Game Fest 2025, expecting the usual hype-train wreckage. Tensor City? More like…

OMG! πŸ’€RIPπŸ’€ to TWO Whole Video Game Actors You Might Recognize (or Not, Who Cares?)
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OMG! πŸ’€RIPπŸ’€ to TWO Whole Video Game Actors You Might Recognize (or Not, Who Cares?)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Alright gamers, hold onto your controllers because Surgent Studios, the masterminds behind such *hits* as Tales of Kenzera: ZAU (yeah,…

OMG! Are Women Finally Gonna Stop Being Noobs in Gaming?
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OMG! Are Women Finally Gonna Stop Being Noobs in Gaming?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh no, not ANOTHER article about women in gaming? πŸ™„ I mean, haven’t we solved all the problems by now?…

Anime Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointmentβ€”Netflix, MAPPA, and the Usual Suspects ATLUS/SEGA
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Anime Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointmentβ€”Netflix, MAPPA, and the Usual Suspects ATLUS/SEGA

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! πŸŽ‰ The SPJA (whoever THEY are) finally dropped the Anime Expo 2025 schedule! Prepare…

Nerd Pilgrimage: Get Drunk & Yell About Dragons
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Nerd Pilgrimage: Get Drunk & Yell About Dragons

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

**OMG! 😱 The DRINKERS & DRAGONS Fantasy Bar Crawl in RICHMOND’s CARYTOWN on June 28, 2025, presented by www.AfterDarkRVA.com is…

Fortnite Blitz Royale: 2025’s Lightning-Fast Fiasco Nobody Asked For
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Fortnite Blitz Royale: 2025’s Lightning-Fast Fiasco Nobody Asked For

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Alright, gamers, buckle up because Fortnite just dropped Blitz Royale, a game mode so fast, your grandma could probably win…

Amy Lee: New EVANESCENCE Album “Probably” Coming in 2026 (If We’re All Still Alive)
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Amy Lee: New EVANESCENCE Album “Probably” Coming in 2026 (If We’re All Still Alive)

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

So, Terrie Carr from WDHA-FM 105.5 FM, which is apparently a real radio station in New Jersey (who knew?), had…

Nerd Pilgrimage: Richmond’s Drunkest Dragon Con
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Nerd Pilgrimage: Richmond’s Drunkest Dragon Con

Chuck B. BallsyJune 17, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Prepare for the DRINKERS & DRAGONS Fantasy Bar Crawl in RICHMOND’s CARYTOWN on June 28, 2025!** πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ Sponsored…

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