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Tag: Fashion

Shein: Single-Handedly Destroying French Culture With Questionable Fashion Choices and Creepy Dolls
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Shein: Single-Handedly Destroying French Culture With Questionable Fashion Choices and Creepy Dolls

Big ElephantNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

The French are at it again, folks! First, they whine about our glorious President Trump, and now they’re turning up…

Lucca Comics & Games 2025: 280K Nerds Can’t Be Wrong (Probably)
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Lucca Comics & Games 2025: 280K Nerds Can’t Be Wrong (Probably)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Lucca Comics & Games 2025 just wrapped up, and let me tell you, it was…

The Original Black Party Battle of the Fur Edition 2025: Prepare for Pelt Pandemonium
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The Original Black Party Battle of the Fur Edition 2025: Prepare for Pelt Pandemonium

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

**Oh honey, The Original Black Party 2024 at Preva Nightclub in Redford, MI? 🙄 Prepare for a night of “unforgettable”…

Basic Witches Ruin Beer Garden with Crystals and Questionable Fashion Choices
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Basic Witches Ruin Beer Garden with Crystals and Questionable Fashion Choices

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Practical Magic” (1998) at Lawless Brewing Co., North Hollywood, CA, November 2nd?** 🤣 Market at 3:00 PM? Seriously?…

Stranger Things 5 Trailer Drops: Prepare for More Overpriced Nostalgia and Demogorgon BS
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Stranger Things 5 Trailer Drops: Prepare for More Overpriced Nostalgia and Demogorgon BS

FinnOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh. My. God. 🙄 Are they STILL dragging this out? Stranger Things Season 5 is FINALLY dropping, promising the EPIC…

iam8bit’s “20th Anniversary Art Show” in LA: Prepare for Mild Disappointment (Nov 8-9)
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iam8bit’s “20th Anniversary Art Show” in LA: Prepare for Mild Disappointment (Nov 8-9)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 iam8bit, those guys who keep trying to sell you overpriced vinyl and plastic game cases,…

Roslindale Film Society Presents: The Thing (1982) – Dress Up as a Frozen Corpse and Maybe Win Something
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Roslindale Film Society Presents: The Thing (1982) – Dress Up as a Frozen Corpse and Maybe Win Something

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! A “CREATURE DOUBLE-FEATURE” at The Substation! 🤣 Costume contest? More like a fashion disaster zone!** 4:30 pm: Doors open…

AEROSMITH, YUNGBLUD, and STEVE MARTIN Team Up For ‘My Only Angel’ Remake – Prepare to be Confused
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AEROSMITH, YUNGBLUD, and STEVE MARTIN Team Up For ‘My Only Angel’ Remake – Prepare to be Confused

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

So, like, AEROSMITH, those dudes who haven’t been relevant since your grandpa’s dentures were shiny and new, and Yungblud, who…

Kirby Air Ride 2: Electric Boogaloo Finally Confirmed (But Probably Still Sucks)
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Kirby Air Ride 2: Electric Boogaloo Finally Confirmed (But Probably Still Sucks)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🙄 The sequel to the GameCube “classic” (and I use that term loosely, like…

LA Fashion Week: Is This a Joke
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LA Fashion Week: Is This a Joke

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 19, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Fashion WeekLIVE” is gracing us with 3 whole shows!** 🎭 2 after-parties? 🥂 And BRUNCH? 🍳 Sat &…

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