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Tag: Fashion

Roslindale Film Society Presents: The Thing (1982) – Dress Up as a Frozen Corpse and Maybe Win Something
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Roslindale Film Society Presents: The Thing (1982) – Dress Up as a Frozen Corpse and Maybe Win Something

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! A “CREATURE DOUBLE-FEATURE” at The Substation! 🤣 Costume contest? More like a fashion disaster zone!** 4:30 pm: Doors open…

AEROSMITH, YUNGBLUD, and STEVE MARTIN Team Up For ‘My Only Angel’ Remake – Prepare to be Confused
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AEROSMITH, YUNGBLUD, and STEVE MARTIN Team Up For ‘My Only Angel’ Remake – Prepare to be Confused

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

So, like, AEROSMITH, those dudes who haven’t been relevant since your grandpa’s dentures were shiny and new, and Yungblud, who…

Kirby Air Ride 2: Electric Boogaloo Finally Confirmed (But Probably Still Sucks)
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Kirby Air Ride 2: Electric Boogaloo Finally Confirmed (But Probably Still Sucks)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🙄 The sequel to the GameCube “classic” (and I use that term loosely, like…

LA Fashion Week: Is This a Joke
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LA Fashion Week: Is This a Joke

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 19, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Fashion WeekLIVE” is gracing us with 3 whole shows!** 🎭 2 after-parties? 🥂 And BRUNCH? 🍳 Sat &…

LA Fashion Week: Is This a Joke
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LA Fashion Week: Is This a Joke

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 19, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Fashion WeekLIVE! 3 whole shows! 2 after-parties (get ready to connect with industry leaders 🙄)! And… brunch! 🍳…

RANCID Dumps a Load of ‘Sex & Death’ on Your Ears from the Forthcoming ‘Killed By Deaf – A Punk Tribute to Motörhead (Because We’re All Out of Original Ideas)’
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RANCID Dumps a Load of ‘Sex & Death’ on Your Ears from the Forthcoming ‘Killed By Deaf – A Punk Tribute to Motörhead (Because We’re All Out of Original Ideas)’

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because the official lyrics for RANCID’s absolutely groundbreaking, earth-shattering, Grammy-worthy cover of MOTÖRHEAD’s “Sex & Death”…

OFFICIAL LED ZEPPELIN DOCUMENTARY ‘BECOMING LED ZEPPELIN’ Nominated for an Award Because Apparently Critics Have Nothing Better to Do
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OFFICIAL LED ZEPPELIN DOCUMENTARY ‘BECOMING LED ZEPPELIN’ Nominated for an Award Because Apparently Critics Have Nothing Better to Do

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Sony Pictures Classics’ “Becoming Led Zeppelin”, a film about a band formed approximately 147 years ago (give or take a…

Monster High Abomination Doll Is An Intergalactic Eyesore
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Monster High Abomination Doll Is An Intergalactic Eyesore

FinnOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

🤣OMG!😱 Mattel, the geniuses behind Barbie (and other plastic crack for your kids), have decided that the Xenomorph, that cute…

SLIPKNOT’s New Stuff: Eloy’s Spilling the Beans (Again?!)
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SLIPKNOT’s New Stuff: Eloy’s Spilling the Beans (Again?!)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

In a groundbreaking exposé with Ollie Winiberg of Drummer’s Review, SLIPKNOT’s very own drumming sensation, Eloy Casagrande, dropped a truth…

Scorpions: Still Stinging After All These Years (Like a Really Annoying Bee)
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Scorpions: Still Stinging After All These Years (Like a Really Annoying Bee)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 The geriatric rockers SCORPIONS, still clinging to life after SIX DECADES (👴👴👴), are unleashing “From The First Sting”,…

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