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Nickelback Will Torture Audiences Indefinitely As Long As You Keep Showing Up
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Nickelback Will Torture Audiences Indefinitely As Long As You Keep Showing Up

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? Nickelback is going on tour again, because apparently, the world wasn’t already…

Gaming Gems Amidst Industry Chaos August September Indies Shine
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Gaming Gems Amidst Industry Chaos August September Indies Shine

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 11, 2026October 11, 2026

As the gaming landscape continues to evolve, one thing remains constant: the sheer volume of incredible indie games hitting the…

Congress Tries To Save AM Radio From Oblivion Again
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Congress Tries To Save AM Radio From Oblivion Again

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the House has passed legislation that would require…

RuneScape attempts to reignite nostalgia fueled profit machine once more
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RuneScape attempts to reignite nostalgia fueled profit machine once more

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2026October 12, 2026

The legendary MMO RuneScape has been around for 25 years, and in that time, it’s undergone more changes than a…

Trump Axes Trees For Golf Course Upgrade Because Ego Is Par
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Trump Axes Trees For Golf Course Upgrade Because Ego Is Par

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy in Washington DC, folks, and it’s a doozy. Crews with…

Jaguar spends 130k on car that still can’t escape traffic
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Jaguar spends 130k on car that still can’t escape traffic

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Jaguar, the luxury car brand, just unveiled its new electric vehicle,…

TOM MORELLO mansplains politics to metal bands again
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TOM MORELLO mansplains politics to metal bands again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist of Rage Against the…

Legal Drama Takes On Silicon Valley This Week
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Legal Drama Takes On Silicon Valley This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026

This week’s picks include a variety of new releases, from the legal drama Cupertino to the music-themed anthology series V/H/S/Mixtape.…

Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studios
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Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studios

FinnOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

The Skydance company, the latest behemoth to rise from the ashes of Paramount and Warner Bros., is at it again,…

Microsoft’s Flagship Laptop Gets NVIDIA RTX Spark Upgrade
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Microsoft’s Flagship Laptop Gets NVIDIA RTX Spark Upgrade

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026October 18, 2026

Microsoft’s latest Surface hardware is certainly a beast, and I’m not just talking about the absurd prices they’re asking for…

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