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WEDNESDAY 13: ‘I’ve Learned How To Adapt (By Selling Out)’
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WEDNESDAY 13: ‘I’ve Learned How To Adapt (By Selling Out)’

Chord F. DiscordMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Wednesday 13, the guy who peaked in the early 2000s and is STILL talking about MURDERDOLLS. In…

Paradise Lost Dumps Drummer, World Weeps (Not Really)
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Paradise Lost Dumps Drummer, World Weeps (Not Really)

Chord F. DiscordMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

PARADISE LOST, those lovable British pioneers of moping around in graveyards, have apparently fired their drummer of the past two…

EA Sports College Football 26: Prepare to be Underwhelmed (Again)
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EA Sports College Football 26: Prepare to be Underwhelmed (Again)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

EA Sports, bless their cotton socks, has decided to grace us with EA Sports College Football 26. I know, I…

Online Gaming: A Playground for Future Felons
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Online Gaming: A Playground for Future Felons

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

Alright gamers, gather ’round because we’re about to dive headfirst into the totally not-scary world of online gaming for kids!…

DOOGEE Phones: From Brick to Chic (But Still a Brick)
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DOOGEE Phones: From Brick to Chic (But Still a Brick)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

Okay, so apparently, at GITEX Europe 2025, DOOGEE – yes, DOOGEE – decided to grace us with their presence, showcasing…

Gene Hoglan Says Dark Angel’s New Album Will Totally Melt Your Face (Probably Not)
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Gene Hoglan Says Dark Angel’s New Album Will Totally Melt Your Face (Probably Not)

Chord F. DiscordMay 26, 2025May 26, 2025

OMG! 😱 After approximately eleventy billion years, DARK ANGEL, those geriatric thrash metal “pioneers” from California, are FINALLY releasing a…

Ron ‘Bumblefoot’ Thal: Proves Music Can Unite Even the Most Hopelessly Clueless (Probably)
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Ron ‘Bumblefoot’ Thal: Proves Music Can Unite Even the Most Hopelessly Clueless (Probably)

Chord F. DiscordMay 24, 2025May 24, 2025

Bumblefoot, the guy who played guitar in Guns N’ Roses for, like, five minutes, is now telling us all about…

Jerry Cantrell’s “I Want Blood” Video: Featuring Duff and Mike, Because Apparently Jerry Couldn’t Find Anyone Else
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Jerry Cantrell’s “I Want Blood” Video: Featuring Duff and Mike, Because Apparently Jerry Couldn’t Find Anyone Else

Chord F. DiscordMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

Jerry Cantrell, the dude who isn’t Layne Staley (RIP, forever missed 🥺), has dropped a new solo track called “I…

OMG! Sega’s “Totally Original” Switch 2 Lineup: Prepare for Mind-Blowingly Predictable Hilarity
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OMG! Sega’s “Totally Original” Switch 2 Lineup: Prepare for Mind-Blowingly Predictable Hilarity

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

Oh. My. God. The Nintendo Switch 2 is REAL, you guys! And apparently, Sega, yes, *that* Sega, the one that…

P.O.D. Guitarist Declares Rock Fans Too Dumb to See Beyond Power Chords
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P.O.D. Guitarist Declares Rock Fans Too Dumb to See Beyond Power Chords

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Marcos Curiel from P.O.D. (Still a band?!) gave an interview where he basically said they’re musical geniuses who…

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