Iranians Charged With Hacking Because That’s Just What They Do Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Justice Department has charged eight Iranians for their alleged…
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NVIDIA Throws Firefox a Lifeline in Desperate Bid for Relevance
Because who needs exclusive deals when you can just give the people what they want, NVIDIA has finally decided to…
Trump Gets Every Single South Korea Fact Wrong Again Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest tale about South Korea, and I have to say,…
Because You Clearly Need More Shows to Keep Up With
This week in TV, because sometimes you just don’t want a 90-minute commitment. We get it. In a world where…
KAMELOT Still Touring Because You Clearly Need More Power Metal In Your Life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Kamelot news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I’m ready, but…
Kentucky Park Turns Slightly Less Family Friendly Overnight Suddenly
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting in Lexington, Kentucky, where one person was killed and four…
Police Find Suspect Hiding In Closet Because That’s Always A Good Idea
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at Virginia State University, where a 19-year-old named Camron Harris…
Buffalo Bills Fans Get Obstructed Views, Financial Heart Attacks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Buffalo Bills are moving into their shiny new Highmark Stadium,…
Mamdani marts frenzy somehow not about the snacks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Mayor Zohran Mamdani is planning to open five government-owned supermarkets in…
Michigan Kills It With 6 Dead In Latest Murder Spree
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this tragic story from Michigan. Apparently, five people…