Trump Begs Someone to Take the Job Already
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama in the White House, and I just can’t…
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DORO drops obligatory uplifting single because your aunt needs new music for her book club
Wow, just what we’ve all been waiting for – more Doro Pesch music! 🤩 I mean, who doesn’t need a…
Market Experts Clueless About Looming Doom Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the term premium, which has just hit a 12-year high. The term premium,…
Another day another totally normal American school shooting incident
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting in an elementary school in Bend, Oregon, and I have…
Cornell Applications: Because Your Teen Needs More Stress
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Cornell University, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…
Sharon Osbourne Begs Megadeth To Play Concert For Some Reason
In a shocking turn of events, Sharon Osbourne revealed that the organizers of last year’s “Back To The Beginning” charity…
IAN HILL Quits JUDAS PRIEST Because Even He Cant Handle Rob Halfords Ego Anymore
Oh no, the world is ending: Ian Hill is retiring from Judas Priest! 🌪️ As if we hadn’t seen this…
Another Beloved Character Dies But The Franchise Will Somehow Live On
RJ Mitte, the talented actor who brought Walter White Jr. to life on the critically acclaimed series Breaking Bad, has…
NYC Mayor Demands NYPD Use Less Force Probably Maybe Hopefully
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is ordering a comprehensive review…
Google cranks out more gadgets to track your every move and sell your data
Google is at it again, trying to convince us that we need yet another gadget to track our every move,…