Brent Hinds Still Alive But Mastodon Members Already Mourning His Eventual Death
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some emotional rollercoaster? Because MASTODON just dropped a 35-minute video talking about their…
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The Sopranos: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Life Than Watch a Bunch of Old Mafia Guys Whine About Their Feelings in Glorious 4K Ultra HD
The most epic news ever! 🤩 Fans of the most iconic TV drama of all time, The Sopranos, can now…
Houston Authorities Confirm Immigration Agent Totally Not Overreacted Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A US Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer shot and killed a…
Toddler Defies Death, Parents Might Not Be So Lucky
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this crazy story about a toddler who was declared dead, only to be…
More Bingeable Content to Waste Your Life On This Week Apparently
Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough to Watch Already, Here’s What’s New This Week Let’s face it, the Content Mines…
Graham Platner Mulls Exit Amid Mounting Pressure
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Maine Senate race, and folks, it’s a doozy.…
Megadeth Cancels Lisbon Show And Suddenly Plastic Cups Become Relevant Again
Oh no, the world is ending: MEGADETH’s EvilLive festival appearance was cancelled due to “technical issues” and I’m still trying…
Pelosi’s Husband Somehow Manages to Find Trouble in California Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Paul Pelosi, the 86-year-old husband of former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who…
Because What Games Need Is Overpriced Concerts Now
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Game Science is taking the Black Myth: Wukong show on the…
Because We Needed Another Star Wars Thing Already
Oh joy, another Star Wars game, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. I mean, who doesn’t love…