Apple TV Prices Surge Because You Weren’t Streaming Enough
The inevitable has happened: Apple TV is raising its prices. As of August 28, a monthly subscription will now cost…
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Starsailor rehashes Love Is Here for the umpteenth time apparently
Well, it’s that time again, folks. Another anniversary, another deluxe edition, another chance for me to dust off my “I’m…
GOP Fears Trump’s Midterm Bash Will Be Total Snooze Fest
So, I’m reading this article about the upcoming Republican Midterm Convention, and I have to say, it’s quite the spectacle.…
SLEEP TOKEN saves music with overpriced signature guitars
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Fender Musical Instruments Corporation (FMIC) has just announced the most epic…
Another Soulless Apocalypse Movie To Add To The Endless Pile Of Them
At 88 years old, Ridley Scott is still directing films with a frequency that would put many of his younger…
Another Iconic Star Gone, Cue the Reboot Announcements in 3, 2, 1
The week just got a whole lot worse. TMZ reports that Tim Curry, the iconic actor and beloved star of…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More 30 Rock
30 Rock is back, but only if you’re in New York and willing to fight for tickets. Because that’s exactly…
Another Soulless Blockbuster Climbs The Soulless Box Office List
Move over Avengers, the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man has taken the top spot. With a whopping $858.4 million in ticket sales…
Trump Proposes Lake Ontario Name Change to Lake America Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about President Trump’s latest antics, and I just can’t help but chuckle.…
Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black again because you didn’t buy it enough times
To celebrate the 20th anniversary of Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black, UMR/Island will be reissuing the seminal album in a…