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Amazon Workers Now Officially Poorest Billionaire’s Employees
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Amazon Workers Now Officially Poorest Billionaire’s Employees

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new Government Accountability Office study found that a growing number…

Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow
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Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic National Committee, folks. It seems like Nevada…

Senate Still Somehow Struggles With Russia Sanctions Bill
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Senate Still Somehow Struggles With Russia Sanctions Bill

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The bipartisan Russia sanctions bill that GOP Sen. Lindsey Graham championed…

Oh Joy Another Generic Horror Movie from Some Guy Named Federico Zampaglione That Will Probably Give You a Few Jump Scares and a Lifetime Supply of Nightmares
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Oh Joy Another Generic Horror Movie from Some Guy Named Federico Zampaglione That Will Probably Give You a Few Jump Scares and a Lifetime Supply of Nightmares

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously spooky stuff? 🎃👻 Because I’ve got the scoop on the most…

Trump Plays It Cool On China Election Meddling Again Somehow
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Trump Plays It Cool On China Election Meddling Again Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest comments on China, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Gods Death & Reapers gets five year plan somehow still not dead yet
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Gods Death & Reapers gets five year plan somehow still not dead yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Because what every gamer needs is another roadmap to lead them down the garden path of broken promises and disappointment,…

Discovery Channel Finds Plane Lost Since 1952 Because That’s Totally Normal
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Discovery Channel Finds Plane Lost Since 1952 Because That’s Totally Normal

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’ve got my coffee in hand and I’m reading about a story that’s got me shaking my head in…

TRIVIUM’s Corey Beaulieu Promises Not To Ruin Band This Time
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TRIVIUM’s Corey Beaulieu Promises Not To Ruin Band This Time

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will totally not change your life at all? 🙄 TRIVIUM,…

Anger Issues Suddenly Relevant In Politics Somehow
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Anger Issues Suddenly Relevant In Politics Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The “water bottle incident” in Maine politics is quite the story.…

US Military Loses Two In Sudden Case Of War
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US Military Loses Two In Sudden Case Of War

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and I just can’t help…

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