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Because You Clearly Need More Content Disney+ and Hulu Unleash October 2026 Torrent
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Because You Clearly Need More Content Disney+ and Hulu Unleash October 2026 Torrent

FinnSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Before the world ends in a blaze of glory with Avengers: Doomsday, Disney+ is giving fans one last chance to…

Apple TV Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Slow Horses Yet Miraculously Greenlights an Eighth Season
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Apple TV Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Slow Horses Yet Miraculously Greenlights an Eighth Season

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Breaking news: Apple TV has just announced that they’re dragging out the “Slow Horses” series for yet another season, because…

Two Point Museum Gets Cash Grab DLC With More Stuff To Buy On October 8
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Two Point Museum Gets Cash Grab DLC With More Stuff To Buy On October 8

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Get ready for the latest cash-grab DLC from the lovely folks at SEGA Europe and Two Point Studios, because the…

Mitch McConnell Back to Senate After Brief Three Month Vacation
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Mitch McConnell Back to Senate After Brief Three Month Vacation

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. Mitch McConnell is back on Capitol Hill after a three-month…

Iran War Heats Up Your Winter Heating Bill
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Iran War Heats Up Your Winter Heating Bill

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Winter hasn’t even started yet, and people are already worrying about…

Bond Franchise Still Chugging Along Because Money
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Bond Franchise Still Chugging Along Because Money

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

The James Bond franchise is stirring once again, because of course it is. The next Bond film, the 26th installment…

PUBG gets retro rehash with DEDNET, because nostalgia sells, right
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PUBG gets retro rehash with DEDNET, because nostalgia sells, right

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as the latest iteration of PUBG, DED.NET, promises to shake things…

Trump’s Latest Masterplan Somehow Already Going Wrong
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Trump’s Latest Masterplan Somehow Already Going Wrong

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US has revived its Ukraine peace bid, and I’m not…

William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album
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William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…

US Gives Saudi Arabia A Helping Hand Against Iranian Foes Again
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US Gives Saudi Arabia A Helping Hand Against Iranian Foes Again

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the US has decided to send over 100…

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