Seattle’s Brilliant Fix: Free Gov Houses For All
I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon a story that made me raise an…
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Netflix Gets Ripped Off Again But This Time It’s Actually Illegal
A filmmaker has been sentenced to 30 months in prison for allegedly misusing $11 million in funds provided by Netflix…
Because What Games Need Are Overpriced Brand Branded Power Banks
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, HoYoverse and UGREEN are teaming up to bring us a limited-edition…
Biggie’s got Fed problems now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems President Trump has suffered a major setback in…
Oh great another shooting happens in Germany
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a youth welfare facility in Stade, Germany, and let…
Bulletboys Reunite Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs Soundtrack
I just spilled my beer all over my Iron Maiden t-shirt because I’m so shocked… just kidding, I’m not that…
Blaze Bayley desperate to crash Iron Maiden’s Hall of Fame party
Oh boy, you guys, it’s finally happening! Former IRON MAIDEN singer Blaze Bayley is going to be inducted into the…
Jason Newsted spends 5 years writing memoir because 130 chapters of his life are that fascinating apparently
OH NO, JASON NEWSTED IS WRITING A BOOK AND WE’RE ALL DOOMED 🤯! I mean, who doesn’t want to read…
Trump’s Alternate Facts Strike Again
Folks, I’m reading this article about President Trump’s latest speech, and I almost spilled my coffee. He posted on social…
You Won’t Believe What Kids Are Being Told To Do Now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy’s latest remarks, and let me tell you, it’s…