Atari dredges up retro glory with cash-grab World Championships reboot
Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as Atari and Twin Galaxies just announced the 2026 World Championships,…
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TSA Discovers Someone Trying to Take Security Very Literally
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) screeners at Alabama’s Gulf Shores…
Lindsay Clancy’s trial for killing her kids finally gets underway somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Lindsay Clancy case, and folks, it’s a real head-scratcher. She’s claiming a…
Faith No More Forced To Open For System Of A Down Because Your Dad Still Listens To Them
Oh boy, are you ready for some mediocre news? 🤯 FAITH NO MORE is going to support SYSTEM OF A…
Lindsay Clancy Trial Begins With Mother Accused of Unthinkable Tragedy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trial of Lindsay Clancy, the Massachusetts mother accused of murdering…
Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab
Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🤩 Adrian Vandenberg, the legendary guitarist of WHITESNAKE, is planning to…
Kamala Voters Get Coal For Christmas Courtesy Trump Admin
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems the Trump administration has been accused of abusing its…
Mastodon finally makes album that will slightly satisfy existing fans
Okay, so MASTODON is back with a new album, “Marrow Deep”, and it’s not like we’ve been waiting for five…
Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow
Oh no, the apocalypse is near! Or at least that’s what Aaron Lewis thinks 🙄. The STAIND frontman turned country…
Amazon Workers Now Officially Poorest Billionaire’s Employees
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new Government Accountability Office study found that a growing number…