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Spice Girls relaunch one last time with obligatory boxset extravaganza
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Spice Girls relaunch one last time with obligatory boxset extravaganza

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

To celebrate the 30th anniversary of their debut album Spice, The Spice Girls are releasing The Singles Collection – the…

More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
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More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

New movies are flooding streaming services this week, because of course they are. It’s not like we’ve already reached peak…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Waste of 50 Years of Your Life: Traveller, Because Who Needs Social Skills or a Real Job Anyway
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Waste of 50 Years of Your Life: Traveller, Because Who Needs Social Skills or a Real Job Anyway

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some super exciting news about a game that’s older than your grandma? 🙄 Because…

FORBIDDEN still exists somehow and has new music
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FORBIDDEN still exists somehow and has new music

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrash metal nostalgia? 🤘 Because FORBIDDEN is back with a brand new,…

Home Buying Plans Shelved Because Adulting Is Hard
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Home Buying Plans Shelved Because Adulting Is Hard

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The housing market in the United States is still a mess,…

Politician somehow still underpaid at $1 million raise
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Politician somehow still underpaid at $1 million raise

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Sipping my coffee and reading about Singapore’s ministers getting a hefty pay raise – folks, this one’s a doozy. It…

Trump Admin Scolds Ford For Doing Business With China Apparently
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Trump Admin Scolds Ford For Doing Business With China Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is at it again, expressing “profound concern” to…

Tommy Aldridge creates drum art because your walls were missing his face
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Tommy Aldridge creates drum art because your walls were missing his face

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I’ve got my coffee, my favorite metal album playing…

Realme milks franchises with Harry Potter phone, because money
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Realme milks franchises with Harry Potter phone, because money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a Harry Potter-themed smartphone, Realme has partnered with Warner Bros. Discovery Global Consumer…

Blaze Bayley painstakingly waits for inspiration to strike for next album
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Blaze Bayley painstakingly waits for inspiration to strike for next album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just can’t even contain my excitement… Blaze Bayley,…

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