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CNN Politics bravely ventures into… Alligator Alcatraz (lol)
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CNN Politics bravely ventures into… Alligator Alcatraz (lol)

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh, the humanity! CNN, never one to miss a chance to bash our glorious nation, is now hyperventilating about “Alligator…

**Florida Sends Tourists Home: You Won’t Believe Where They’re Going**
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**Florida Sends Tourists Home: You Won’t Believe Where They’re Going**

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and Governor DeSantis as they continue to MAGA! “Alligator Alcatraz,” as the Left…

DEATH to Sanity: A Fall 2025 North American Tour Celebrating DEATH’s Albums That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices
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DEATH to Sanity: A Fall 2025 North American Tour Celebrating DEATH’s Albums That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices

Chord F. DiscordJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

DEATH TO ALL, the tribute act for the late, great (allegedly) Chuck Schuldiner and his (arguably) pioneering band DEATH, is…

SEVENDUST Announces Fall 2025 U.S. Acoustic Tour (So You Can Finally Hear What They’re Mumbling)
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SEVENDUST Announces Fall 2025 U.S. Acoustic Tour (So You Can Finally Hear What They’re Mumbling)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sevendust is apparently still a thing and celebrating the 21st anniversary of their *cough* “beloved” acoustic album “Southside…

HATEBREED Drops New Banger ‘Make The Demons Obey’ After Half a Decade, Demons Tremble in Fear
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HATEBREED Drops New Banger ‘Make The Demons Obey’ After Half a Decade, Demons Tremble in Fear

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Ah, HATEBREED, those stalwarts of Connecticut hardcore/metal (is there even a difference anymore?🤔), have finally graced us with new music…

GHOST: Apparently People Can’t Follow Simple Instructions, Film Band on Phones Anyway
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GHOST: Apparently People Can’t Follow Simple Instructions, Film Band on Phones Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

OMG 😱! Some dude filmed GHOST playing “Square Hammer” in Philly on July 19th. Like, who even uses phones anymore?…

Phil Fasciana’s Lungs Declare War on Malevolent Creation (Pneumonia Strikes Back)!
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Phil Fasciana’s Lungs Declare War on Malevolent Creation (Pneumonia Strikes Back)!

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

OMG! 😱 Guitarist 🎸 Phil Fasciana of those geriatric Florida 🐊 death metallers 💀 MALEVOLENT CREATION (still around? 😂) has…

Pantera Dusts Off Grandma’s Attic: “New” Oldies for “Heaviest Tour (Maybe)” Kickoff in Burgettstown, PA
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Pantera Dusts Off Grandma’s Attic: “New” Oldies for “Heaviest Tour (Maybe)” Kickoff in Burgettstown, PA

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

PANTERA (or should we say “Pantera”?) 🙄 kicked off “The Heaviest Tour Of The Summer” Tuesday night (July 15) at…

CNN’s July 14th Extravaganza: 5 Things You Can’t Unknow (No Refunds)
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CNN’s July 14th Extravaganza: 5 Things You Can’t Unknow (No Refunds)

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another liberal media freakout! The Grand Canyon Lodge, a historical treasure, is now just a pile…

NICKO MCBRAIN’s TITANIUM TART: Floridaocalypse 2025
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NICKO MCBRAIN’s TITANIUM TART: Floridaocalypse 2025

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2025July 13, 2025

So, the geriatric drum overlord, Nicko McBrain, bless his cotton socks, thinks he’s still got it! 🤣 After announcing his…

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