HATEBREED Drops New Banger ‘Make The Demons Obey’ After Half a Decade, Demons Tremble in Fear
Ah, HATEBREED, those stalwarts of Connecticut hardcore/metal (is there even a difference anymore?🤔), have finally graced us with new music…
Tag: Florida
GHOST: Apparently People Can’t Follow Simple Instructions, Film Band on Phones Anyway
OMG 😱! Some dude filmed GHOST playing “Square Hammer” in Philly on July 19th. Like, who even uses phones anymore?…
Phil Fasciana’s Lungs Declare War on Malevolent Creation (Pneumonia Strikes Back)!
OMG! 😱 Guitarist 🎸 Phil Fasciana of those geriatric Florida 🐊 death metallers 💀 MALEVOLENT CREATION (still around? 😂) has…
Pantera Dusts Off Grandma’s Attic: “New” Oldies for “Heaviest Tour (Maybe)” Kickoff in Burgettstown, PA
PANTERA (or should we say “Pantera”?) 🙄 kicked off “The Heaviest Tour Of The Summer” Tuesday night (July 15) at…
CNN’s July 14th Extravaganza: 5 Things You Can’t Unknow (No Refunds)
Well, folks, another day, another liberal media freakout! The Grand Canyon Lodge, a historical treasure, is now just a pile…
NICKO MCBRAIN’s TITANIUM TART: Floridaocalypse 2025
So, the geriatric drum overlord, Nicko McBrain, bless his cotton socks, thinks he’s still got it! 🤣 After announcing his…
38 Special Drops ‘Milestone’ After Half-Century of Waiting: Prepare to Be Mildly Impressed
38 SPECIAL, the band so southern they probably deep-fry their guitars 🎸, has decided to grace us with a new…
Florida Man Wants to Be His Own Lawyer After Failing to Make Trump Great Again (the Permanent Way)
Another day, another unhinged leftist attempts to take down our glorious President Trump! This time, it’s a “man” named Ryan…
‘Terrifier’ House: Prepare to be Mildly Annoyed at Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights
Hold onto your adult diapers, folks! 🤡 Art the Clown, that beacon of sophisticated cinematic artistry, is gracing Universal Studios’…
70000 TONS OF METAL Cruise Dumps Crappy Island, Reveals Band Lineup (as if you care) For 2026 Booze Cruise
70000 Tons Of Metal, or as I like to call it, “70000 Tons of Disappointment,” has bravely announced a change…