TRIVIUM’s Next Album: Prepare to Be Mildly Excited in 2026/2027 (Maybe)
Oh, the DRAMA! 🙄 In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering interview with Bloodstock TV host Oran “Who?” O’Beirne, Paolo “The Bassist” Gregoletto…
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Bodysnatcher in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)
American deathcore band from Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Boys Head to Jupiter, Leaving IQs Behind
**OMG! 🙄 Billy 5000 (Jack Corbett) in Florida post-Xmas is hustling on Grubster to make $5,000 by New Year’s Eve!**…
ANTHRAX: Still Alive? Book Your Geriatric Metal Cruise Cabin Now!
Ahoy, shipmates! Get ready to drain your bank accounts 💸 because 70000 Tons Of Metal, the only metal cruise that…
Aerosmith’s Joe Perry Dumps Old Drummer, Finds New One Behind the Kit for Upcoming THE JOE PERRY PROJECT Tour
OMG! 😱 Another band member bites the dust! 💀 Apparently, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS’ resident stickman Eric Kretz has decided that…
New Law Kinda Sorta Might Have Stopped Manhattan Shooter, But Who’s Counting
Another day, another tragedy, and what do the Liberals do? Blame guns, of course! This time, it’s a shooting in…
Scott Stapp’s New Masterpiece: ‘Deadman’s Trigger’ Featuring His Budding Child Actor
Grammy-winning artiste, solo sensation, and, let’s be real, the main reason CREED existed, Scott Stapp, has unleashed “Deadman’s Trigger: A…
Oksana’s Florida Keys Meltdown: A Piano’s Worst Nightmare
**OMG! 🙄 Oksana Kolesnikova, like, SO famous, is gracing Tampa Bay with her presence! At the Art Gallery of Duncan…
High Noon Recalls Seltzer Because Apparently Some People Can’t Tell the Difference Between Vodka and an Energy Drink
Folks, can you believe this? High Noon, probably infiltrated by woke leftists, is recalling their vodka seltzer because some cans…
CNN Minus 3: A “Very Special” Summer We Wish We Could Take Back | CNN
Folks, CNN10 is at it again, pushing their globalist, socialist agenda to brainwash our kids! Coy, probably a closet liberal,…