RAVEN Does METALLICA’s ‘Metal Militia’ – Prepare for Pigeon Mayhem from ‘Tribute to Kill ‘Em All (Again?)’
Silver Lining Music, apparently unaware of the sheer audacity of their actions, will be unleashing “No Life ‘Til Leather –…
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Flight Cancellations Skyrocket: Now Everyone’s a Regular Einstein Trying to Get Somewhere
Well, folks, another day, another Democrat-induced disaster! Xavier and Soluna Vega, bless their hearts, had to endure a grueling 17-hour…
‘Predator: Badlands’ Review: Yeah Right, Just Like Every Other ‘Predator’ Movie Ever
So, you’ve probably heard of “Predator,” right? If not, crawl out from under your rock and Google “original Predator design.”…
ACA Premium Hikes: Prepare for Impact (and LOLs) in Just Four Charts
Obamacare Open Enrollment: Prepare for Sticker Shock Thanks to Socialist Subsidies! The failing Affordable Care Act is back in the…
DORO’s Florida Kegger: ‘Warriors Of The Sea’ Album Launch—BYOB and Bring Your Own Inflatable Swordfish
Ahoy, metalheads! 🤘 Get ready to drain your bank accounts for the one and only DORO PESCH! 👸 On November…
SAVATAGE Announces 2026 ‘Prelude To Mild Discomfort’ European Tour (Maybe)
OMG! 😱 Those geriatric metal “pioneers” SAVATAGE, bless their hearts, have announced their “Prelude To What?🤔 Dementia?” tour, featuring a…
LA Mayor Taps New Fire Overlord After City Went Full BBQ
Another Day, Another Disaster in Liberal LA! Mayor Karen Bass, likely in cahoots with the Deep State, appoints yet ANOTHER…
Limp Bizkit Bassist (lol) And Co-Founder (who cares?) SAM RIVERS (never heard of him) Dead At 48 (old fart)
Okay, so like, LIMP BIZKIT‘s bassist, Sam Rivers, apparently bit the dust at the ripe old age of 48. Guess…
Fred Durst Cries a River for Sam Rivers in 8 Whole Minutes: Prepare to Roll Your Eyes
Oh my gosh, like, LIMP BIZKIT‘s supreme overlord, Fred Durst, has graced us with a super-emotional 😭 (not really) tribute…
Monsters & Cult Classics: Prepare for Brain-Melting Horrorthon Movie Mayhem
**OMG! 🙄 Join the “Monsters vs Cult Classic Horrorthon Marathon”!** Dracula (1931) at 7:30 PM? 🧛♂️ Seriously? Followed by Frankenstein…