The Great Global Meltdown: How the World Reacted to Melania’s Cinematic Masterpiece
Melania Trump Documentary Bombs in Blue Cities While MAGA Strongholds Pack Theaters – CNN Confounded In what can only be…
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SEVENDUST Drops ‘Is This The Real You?’ Single—Because Apparently We Needed Another Question Mark in Our Lives
SEVENDUST Drops New Single “Is This The Real You?” and Fans Are Asking the Same Question About the Band’s Longevity…
Valve’s 30% Steam Tax Racket Gets Epic UK Roasting in Class Action Clown Show
Hold onto your wallets, gamers! 🤯 Valve, the beloved overlords of Steam (aka that place where your paycheck goes to…
OBITUARY’s Corpse-Crawling Carnival 2026: Death Metal Grandpas Gallivanting & Rotting Across America
Hold onto your grandmother’s ashes, folks, because Florida’s favorite crypt-keepers, OBITUARY, are dragging their rotting carcasses out of the swamp…
“CEOs Sip Champagne at ‘Melania’ Premiere While ICE Casually Mows Down Protesters Like Grass”
FAKE NEWS ALERT: CNN WHINES ABOUT PATRIOTIC CEOs BACKING TRUMP AS DEEP STATE TRIES TO CANCEL MELANIA’S DOCUMENTARY! Oh wow,…
Ex-DEICIDE Guitarist JACK OWEN Tells Glen Benton He Wasn’t In His Weird Little Bubble But Thanks For The Invitation Anyway
So, here we are again, folks. Another day, another former member of a legendary death metal band throwing shade like…
ALICE COOPER, 77, CLAIMS HIS BEST SHOWS ARE STILL AHEAD OF HIM, PROBABLY FEATURING OXYGEN TANKS AND GERIATRIC SHOCK ROCK
Imagine being 77 years old, having more energy than a toddler on a sugar rush, and still pretending to be…
Trump Declares Super Bowl Too Far Away, Sends His condolences to the Families of those forced to travel the treacherous 2 miles from his Mar-a-Lago estate to the nearest stadium
President Trump Makes the Smartest Decision of His Second Term: Why Would He Waste Time in Deep-Blue San Francisco Watching…
Florida Man Discovers Qur’an Is Not a New UberEats Menu, Causes Nationwide Confusion
Get ready, Portland! 🎤 The Qur’an Tour is rolling into Smith Memorial Student Union on January 25 for a 4-hour…
Legendary Extreme Metal Drummer NICK BARKER: ‘I Hope To Get A New Kidney Sometime Later This Year, And Maybe A New Cymbal’
Brace yourselves, drumming degenerates, because the metal beat-keeper himself, Nick Barker, is currently locked in a death match with his…