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Tennis Star Takes Break From Volleys To Volley For Ukraine
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tennis Star Takes Break From Volleys To Volley For Ukraine

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Oleksandra Oliynykova, the only professional women’s tennis player competing on tour who…

Supergirl Flies High with Impressive Rotten Tomatoes Score of Course It Does
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Supergirl Flies High with Impressive Rotten Tomatoes Score of Course It Does

FinnJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

It’s a new DC Universe, but the results with critics look pretty much the same. The current regime at DC…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently
Supergirl's Underwhelming Debut: A Bird, a Plane, No, Just a Mediocre Box Office Performance
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently

FinnJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The latest DC Comics film, Supergirl, has taken to the skies, but its opening weekend box office numbers are more…

Ossoff thinks trashing Trump will save him in Georgia
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Ossoff thinks trashing Trump will save him in Georgia

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying not to laugh at the latest from Georgia’s Senator Jon Ossoff. He’s going…

You Won’t Believe What Kids Are Being Told To Do Now
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You Won’t Believe What Kids Are Being Told To Do Now

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy’s latest remarks, and let me tell you, it’s…

Brad Bird Thankfully Rejects Cash Grab Opportunity For Ratatouille 2
Pixar's Brad Bird Says No to Ratatouille 2, Because Some Stories Are Actually Complete
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Brad Bird Thankfully Rejects Cash Grab Opportunity For Ratatouille 2

FinnJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, a beloved Pixar classic will not be getting a sequel. Brad Bird, the director…

Only Dems Allowed In Dem primaries apparently
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Only Dems Allowed In Dem primaries apparently

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic party, and I just can’t help…

Oh great now ships are sneaking through Hormuz
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great now ships are sneaking through Hormuz

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about the latest developments in the Strait of Hormuz. It seems…

What’s America coming to now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

What’s America coming to now

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Welcome to 5 Things PM, folks! I’m sipping on my coffee and enjoying the latest news. It seems like the…

Plague Tale Rehash Another Mediocre Sequel to Suck Your Wallet Dry
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Plague Tale Rehash Another Mediocre Sequel to Suck Your Wallet Dry

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh joy, another prequel to add to the ever-growing list of games that I’ll eventually play when I’ve finished every…

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