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Folks, let’s cut through the fake news fog! The liberal media’s trying to distract you from the REAL issues, like…
Alright gamers, buckle up because Eclipse Glow Games, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has dropped another trailer for…
Another day, another snowflake melts! Congressman Crybaby Chris Deluzio (D-PA) is having a boo-hoo moment after President Trump called out…
OMG! 😱 The geriatric German power metallers BLIND GUARDIAN, bless their little hobbit hearts, 👴👵 actually dared to kick off…
Ah, Dragon Quest VII, the game that promised adventure and delivered… eventual boredom 😴. Back in 2001, I thought I…
Another day, another Deep State plot! Even with our glorious leader, President Trump, at the helm for his *second* term,…
Breaking News! 🚨 Chris Barnes, the vocal powerhouse behind SIX FEET UNDER, has graced us with an update on their…
Oh, no! Looks like Target is now too woke for the woke! Seems even the perpetually offended are realizing that…
Washington D.C. – Can you believe these Deep State FAA employees? Suddenly, they can’t handle their jobs because they missed…
Another day, another woke sports story! CNN is at it again, pushing their gender agenda even into TENNIS! Apparently, these…
