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Tag: Food

2Kold’s LA Balloon Pop: Love or Nah
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2Kold’s LA Balloon Pop: Love or Nah

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

OMG! POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : LOS ANGELES, CA. EDITION at 2020 STUDIOS @ 2020 Bay Street, Los…

Oviedo’s ‘Coco’ Fiasco: Prepare for a Park Cry-Fest, October 2025
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Oviedo’s ‘Coco’ Fiasco: Prepare for a Park Cry-Fest, October 2025

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

**OMG! Oviedo, FL, is so lit πŸ”₯ on October 24, 2025, at 357 Center Lake Lane! Food trucks 5-9pm! A…

Atlanta’s “Elite” Dinner: Where Film & Music Stars Go to Be Seen (and Not Heard)
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Atlanta’s “Elite” Dinner: Where Film & Music Stars Go to Be Seen (and Not Heard)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Creatives” unite for monthly dinners in Atlanta! 🎬 Writers, actors, musicians, models, and YOU (if you’re desperate) can…

Coraline? More Like Bore-aline!
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Coraline? More Like Bore-aline!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„Coraline at Valley Strong Ballpark, 5:30 PM – 10:00 PM! 🎬 Movie starts at 7:00! Free entry? πŸ€‘ Sponsored…

Erica Clark’s a Loser: Here’s Why
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Erica Clark’s a Loser: Here’s Why

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

Erica Nicole Clark from Chicago, studied at Improv Olympic🀑. She’s doing stand-up now. 🎀 She was at Laugh Factory, Comedy…

2Kold’s Lonely Hearts Balloon Pop Extravaganza
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2Kold’s Lonely Hearts Balloon Pop Extravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

OMG! POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : NEW YORK CITY, NY. EDITION!😱 Join the chaos at 921 East Tremont…

Chicago Film + Music Biz Ghouls & Goblins Grubfest
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Chicago Film + Music Biz Ghouls & Goblins Grubfest

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Creatives in Chicago! πŸ™„ Filmmakers, writers, actors, musicians, and models (and everyone in between πŸ™„) unite for dinner…

Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Its Groove On
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Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Its Groove On

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ AFRO FUZION every Friday night with DJ Nice, DJ Oloff, & DJ Electra S. 🎧 Hosted by Paris…

Inglewood Gets a Nightclub: Prepare for Wakanda Forever, or Nah
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Inglewood Gets a Nightclub: Prepare for Wakanda Forever, or Nah

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„AFRO FUZION every Friday Night with DJ Nice, DJ Oloff & DJ Electra S.πŸ’ƒ Hosted by Paris Danca &…

Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Spicy New Spot!
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Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Spicy New Spot!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OH. MY. GOD.πŸ™„ Every Friday, prepare for AFRO FUZION at the “Tribe Entertainment Complex” with DJ Nice, DJ Oloff, &…

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