Delivery Run – Prepare to be Bored: A Frozen Pizza Delivery Nightmare
Buckle up, buttercups, because Delivery Run is here to redefine “thrilling” – or, you know, maybe just bore you to…
Tag: Food
Ghost to haunt North America in the bleak midwinter of 2026 (if we’re all still here)
OMG! 😱 GHOST, those Swedish purveyors of… uh… *theatrical rock* (whatever that means), have apparently decided to bless us with…
Raleigh Film and Art Festival 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
OMG! 💖 DRA’s sponsors are so generous, they should get a medal! 🏅 DRA, est. 1996, revitalizing Raleigh! ✨ Goals?…
Cheddar? More Like “Cheddar’s Dead, Jim!” Comedy & Burnt Cheese
Welcome to Cheddar Late Than Never Comedy and Grilled Cheese event! At SanTan Gardens prepare for cheesy jokes and maybe,…
Back to School? More Like Back to Snore: 16mm Edition
**OMG! 🙄 PRS’s 7th House Screenings: Enter at your own risk! ⚠️ They don’t care if you’re triggered. 😂 Check…
2Kold’s Chicago Balloon-Popping Love Fest: Prepare for Disappointment
**2KOLD PRESENTS: POP THE BALLOON OR GET CATFISHED: CHICAGO, IL. EDITION!** 🎈😂 Join the chaos at 358 E 47TH CHICAGO,IL.…
Government’s Taking a Nap: What to Do When Uncle Sam Snoozes
Another day, another Democrat temper tantrum threatening to shut down the government! It’s always the same song and dance with…
VertiCon Live 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed
**OMG!🤦♀️ Beemer Wolf Productions PRESENTS: a Meet & Greet 🤑 at Hilton Los Angeles Culver City, Culver City, CA, September…
IRON MAIDEN Announces Tiny U.K. Concert At Knebworth For 2026 (Only 3 People Allowed)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! IRON MAIDEN, those geriatric metal gods, are apparently still alive and kicking (mostly kicking, let’s be…
48 Hour Film Fest: Prepare for Disappointment
**🎬 Oh, honey, get ready for the ✨Arts Accelerator Film Festival✨! South Florida’s most important film event, where dreams are…