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AUSTIN: Where Dreams Go to Die (and Love Lives, Maybe)
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AUSTIN: Where Dreams Go to Die (and Love Lives, Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Get ready to POP 🎈 BALLOONS or find LOVE 💘 at 1100 GATTIS SCHOOL RD. SUITE 200 AUSTIN,…

Riot’s Standup: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Riot’s Standup: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL 😂! Riot Comedy Club, the “fun” place to be, dares you to ditch boring bars.…

BIOHAZARD Dropping Another Banger Called ‘Death Of Me’ From Their Super Original Album ‘Divided We Fall’
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BIOHAZARD Dropping Another Banger Called ‘Death Of Me’ From Their Super Original Album ‘Divided We Fall’

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Okay, so, like, BIOHAZARD, those dudes who peaked when dial-up was still a thing, dropped a “visualizer” for their new…

Emmys hijacked by virtue-signaling celebs to yap about Gaza, as if anyone cares
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Emmys hijacked by virtue-signaling celebs to yap about Gaza, as if anyone cares

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Hollywood liberals are at it again! Javier Bardem, a man who probably thinks Palestine is a health food store, wore…

Dallas Desperate for Dates: Balloon Animals or Bust
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Dallas Desperate for Dates: Balloon Animals or Bust

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

Welcome to POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : DALLAS, TX. EDITION!🤡 Join us at 6400 MAPLE AVE UNIT 850…

Fashionistas? More Like Fashion-Fiascos
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Fashionistas? More Like Fashion-Fiascos

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! 😱 “Fashioners” premiere! Food, drinks & local storytelling! Co-Media💩original show🤮about fashion industry “shapers.” First victim: Atlas Handcrafted, a ✨fashionshow✨…

Red Bank Gets a Hub, Big Whoop
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Red Bank Gets a Hub, Big Whoop

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the Video Consortium Red Bank launch! 🚀Galarie Lucida will host a “creative movement” for “nonfiction filmmakers”…

EMMYS? More Like EHH-MMYS! Brooklyn Art Haus Throws a Party for TV’s Most Overrated Night
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EMMYS? More Like EHH-MMYS! Brooklyn Art Haus Throws a Party for TV’s Most Overrated Night

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Watch TV’s finest at Brooklyn Art Haus! Aaron Applebey & The Yard Sale Girls (Serah Bennett, Macaela Fagan,…

D&D One-Shot: Prepare to Suck at Aeronaut Brewery
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D&D One-Shot: Prepare to Suck at Aeronaut Brewery

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

Prepare for D&D chaos!🤪 Aeronaut Brewery in Somerville, Sept 14th, 1:00 pm! Danger Wizard invites NOOBS & “pros”.😒 Win tickets…

Homestead Con 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos Again
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Homestead Con 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos Again

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**Homestead Con 2025: Prepare for the cringe!** 🤣 📅 Sept 13, 10 AM – 7 PM, South Dade Senior High.…

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