Taylor Farms Still Really Good At Not Taking Responsibility Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Taylor Farms, a giant produce company, is in…
Tag: Food
More Reboots and Sequels to Throw Your Money At This Weekend
The weekend is upon us, and you know what that means: a plethora of new movies to stream from the…
Spider-Man Swings Past Billion Dollar Mark With Obnoxiously Successful Relaunch
Spider-Man: Brand New Day has crushed it at the box office, because of course it did. I mean, who needs…
Cracker Barrel Infighting Exposed As Own Private Soap Opera
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Cracker Barrel, the beloved American restaurant chain, has been at the…
Inflation Gauge Takes Brief Summer Vacation From Ruining Everything
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Inflation is down, but don’t get too excited, it’s likely just…
Seattle Festival Bullets Came From Elsewhere Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. A shootout at a crowded Seattle…
Teen Arrested With Ghost Gun Because That’s Totally Not A Red Flag
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shootout at a food festival near Seattle’s Space Needle, and I’ve…
West Coast Tech Jobs Apparently Not Falling From Trees
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the West Coast’s unemployment rates, and let me tell you, it’s not…
Bret Michaels Forced To Take Break From Being Old And Sick For A Month
OH NO, BRET MICHAELS IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT 🤕! The POISON frontman has been forced to postpone his “Live…
Cracker Barrel Loses Leader of Biscuit Empire
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The CEO of Cracker Barrel, Julie Masino, is stepping down after…