GODSMACK Announces Summer 2026 European Tour (For the 7 People Still Listening)
GODSMACK, those purveyors of, uh, “music,” have announced a whopping dozen or so European shows for the distant year of…
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Keanu Reeves’s band DOGSTAR (lol) Announces Spring/Summer 2026 European Tour (get your earplugs ready)
So, Keanu Reeves, bless his heart, decided that saving the world as John Wick wasn’t enough. Now he’s back with…
Behemoth, Dimmu Borgir, and Dark Funeral: The “We’re Still Alive?” Tour – October 2026
OMG! 😱 Get ready to sell your souls (again)! BEHEMOTH and DIMMU BORGIR, the ultimate poser bands of extreme metal,…
Gojira’s Newest Member: A Car Bomb Specialist?!
GOJIRA, those Frenchie prog-metallers who think they’re saving the planet one chug at a time, apparently kicked off a tour…
Necrobutcher Thinks Mayhem’s Been Around So Long Because He’s Super Invested, LOL
Bassist Jørn “Necrobutcher” Stubberud, the only reason Norwegian black metallers MAYHEM haven’t faded into obscurity, deigned to speak to Mexico’s…
MACHINE HEAD Announces ‘An Evening With…Your Impatience’ Spring 2026 European Tour (Because We Know You’ll Still Complain)
Alright, headcases, or should I say, empty-headed cases? 🤡 Your supreme overlord, Robb Flynn, has graced you with news of…
AIRBOURNE’s New Single ‘Christmas Bonus’ & European Tour: Get Ready to Rock Your Socks Off (and Maybe Get Some Coal)
Australian geriatric rockers AIRBOURNE, allegedly still kicking (barely), have bestowed upon their dwindling fanbase – the naughty, the nice, and…
GUNS N’ ROSES Announces 2026 World Tour; Two New Songs To Arrive In Early December (Maybe, If Axl Remembers)
OMG! 😱 Did anyone REALLY ask for this? GUNS N’ ROSES, those geriatric rockers, are apparently still touring in 2026.…
The Night Manager: Season 2 – Prepare for More Snoozefests and Plot Twists You Saw Coming
Okay, folks, buckle up because eight years (!!!) after the “explosive” (🙄) Season One finale, Prime Video and the BBC…
John Corabi’s Geriatric All-Star Band Tour: Sponsored by Depends
Oh, look, it’s John Corabi! 🙄 Yes, the same guy who once fronted MÖTLEY CRÃœE for approximately five minutes back…