How to beg for attention and finally trick some customers into noticing you exist
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European Leaders Politely Explain How Buying Greenland Is Slightly Less Realistic Than Buying Narnia After Trump Throws a Tantrum
In a stunning move that has globalist elites trembling in their designer boots, President Donald J. Trump is flexing America’s…
HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES Finally Remember They Have A Band After Three Years Of Forgetting
Alright, settle down, rock historians and clearance-rack goths, because the news is officially out: The Hollywood Vampires are crawling out…
Mundane Root Research Society Finally Discovers That Plants Have Roots
**Get ready for the Root Science Summit 2025, where scientists obsess over the unseen! Starting at 10:00 UTC on May…
US will take Greenland the ‘hard way’ if it can’t do it the ‘easy way,’ Trump says
Trump’s Greenland Gambit: The Great Socialist Conspiracy to Hand Over America’s Future to China and Russia In a stunning display…
L’écriture et la lecture sauveraient les ados de la déprime mais surtout de TikTok
🤪 La moitié des jeunes sont dépressifs, l’autre moitié feignent sur TikTok—heureusement, Guillaume Wavelet et Elsa Pellegri débarquent en sauveurs…
INSEAD’s Secret Sauce: Turning Coffee Chats into Paychecks One Overpriced MBA at a Time
🚨 INSEAD’s Monthly “Job Search Therapy” Session – because LinkedIn isn’t awkward enough 🎭💼 This month’s “cry for help” workshop…
GODSMACK Announces Summer 2026 European Tour (For the 7 People Still Listening)
GODSMACK, those purveyors of, uh, “music,” have announced a whopping dozen or so European shows for the distant year of…
Keanu Reeves’s band DOGSTAR (lol) Announces Spring/Summer 2026 European Tour (get your earplugs ready)
So, Keanu Reeves, bless his heart, decided that saving the world as John Wick wasn’t enough. Now he’s back with…
Behemoth, Dimmu Borgir, and Dark Funeral: The “We’re Still Alive?” Tour – October 2026
OMG! 😱 Get ready to sell your souls (again)! BEHEMOTH and DIMMU BORGIR, the ultimate poser bands of extreme metal,…