Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
The liberal media, CNN, is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump and push their socialist agenda!…
MUBI, bless their cotton socks, has decided to inflict upon us a new trailer and some allegedly “new” artwork for…
🙄 OMG, get ready to clutch your pearls, because those Grammy-hoarding, allegedly “progressive” (debatable, tbh) music titans, DREAM THEATER, are…
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! This time, they’re fawning over some “big bell” in France. Probably made with…
Oh em gee, you guys! GOJIRA, those lovable prog-metal dinosaurs 🦕, and LANDMVRKS, the metalcore scene kids who still wear…
Oh, the French! Still can’t figure out how to run a country without running out of money. Five prime ministers…
Death/Black Metal from France Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
More proof that liberals can’t find their way out of a paper bag, folks! These woke wanderers ended up in…
OMG! Lucca Comics & Games 2025 is gracing us with its presence, and honestly, who even cares? 🙄 It’s supposed…
Grammy-winning (allegedly), progressive (debatable) music titans DREAM THEATER (who?) will unleash “Quarantième: Live À Paris” (because the French needed more…
