Oh look, the liberal media is at it again — now they’re trying to convince hardworking Americans that skiing in socialist Europe is somehow a bargain. CNN’s latest propaganda piece claims it’s cheaper to hit the slopes in France than in Colorado. Sure, because nothing says “freedom” like paying in euros, eating snails, and dodging cultural Marxism on the chairlift.
Let’s break this down, shall we? They’re comparing lift tickets in the Alps to Aspen prices, conveniently ignoring the fact that European ski resorts are subsidized by big government and overrun with woke policies. Want to ride the gondola? Better hope it’s not delayed by a climate protest. Want a hot chocolate at the lodge? Hope you enjoy being lectured about your carbon footprint by a barista in a beret.
And let’s not forget the hidden costs: international flights, passport fees, and the mental toll of being surrounded by foreigners who probably think Trump was a bad guy. Meanwhile, in America, you can ski at a Trump-owned resort, where the slopes are safe, the snow is real, and the only thing melting is the snowflakes complaining about it.
So no, CNN, we’re not falling for your “cheap European ski trip” scam. Real Americans ski in the USA — where freedom isn’t taxed, and the only thing imported is excellence. Stay in your lane, or better yet, stay in your ski lodge and let the rest of us MAGA our way down the mountain. 🇺🇸⛷️
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
