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Razer peddles Pokémon themed headsets to nostalgic gamers with deep pockets
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Razer peddles Pokémon themed headsets to nostalgic gamers with deep pockets

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Pokémon fans, rejoice! Razer has just released three new headsets inspired by the beloved franchise, because what’s a 30th anniversary…

Marty Friedman StillMilking Megadeth Nostalgia In 2023
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Marty Friedman StillMilking Megadeth Nostalgia In 2023

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip from the metal world? 🤯 I just can’t even handle…

Six Flags Visitor Takes Thrill Seeking Literally
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Six Flags Visitor Takes Thrill Seeking Literally

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a man who died at Six Flags Over Georgia, and I have to…

Apparently Knowing Someone Isn’t Actually Knowing Them At All
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Apparently Knowing Someone Isn’t Actually Knowing Them At All

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Antoinette Forbes is a real-life mystery that’s got…

Trump Makes Friends With Russia Over Diesel Because That’s Totally Normal
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Trump Makes Friends With Russia Over Diesel Because That’s Totally Normal

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s diesel deal with Russian leader Vladimir Putin…

John 5 and Wednesday 13 team up because you clearly needed more mediocre horror punk in your life
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John 5 and Wednesday 13 team up because you clearly needed more mediocre horror punk in your life

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to process it myself,…

Billionaire Worries About Future Somehow
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Billionaire Worries About Future Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jeff Kizer, a guy who’s got a pretty relaxed attitude towards money. He’s…

Kitty’s Cash Grab Island Getaway Now Open For Business
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Kitty’s Cash Grab Island Getaway Now Open For Business

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

Get ready for the most adorable update to hit the gaming world: Hello Kitty Island Adventure’s “Welcome Home” update is…

Aerosmith dusts off geriatric bones for 2 shows at Hollywood Bowl presumably to pay medical bills
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Aerosmith dusts off geriatric bones for 2 shows at Hollywood Bowl presumably to pay medical bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 Aerosmith is back, and they’re bringing all their friends to the party!…

Because You Clearly Need More Options, Here Are This Weekend’s Streaming Movies
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Because You Clearly Need More Options, Here Are This Weekend’s Streaming Movies

FinnOctober 7, 2026October 18, 2026

New movies are coming to streaming this week because, of course, they are. It’s not like the Content Mines have…

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