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Alice Cooper somehow still alive to plug book in NYC next year
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Alice Cooper somehow still alive to plug book in NYC next year

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 The one and only Alice Cooper is coming to New York…

Persona Turns 30: Three Decades of Demon Wrangling and Timeless Teen Angst
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Persona Turns 30: Three Decades of Demon Wrangling and Timeless Teen Angst

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Happy 30th birthday to the Persona series, a franchise that has managed to captivate audiences with its unique blend of…

Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds
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Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Somerset Sounds festival has just announced its inaugural headliner, and it’s none other than the legendary Simply Red. Because, you…

TIFF 2026 Review: Fjord – Because Who Needs Explosions When You Have Renate Reinsve and Sebastian Stan Staring Deeply Into Each Other’s Eyes for 2 Hours
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TIFF 2026 Review: Fjord – Because Who Needs Explosions When You Have Renate Reinsve and Sebastian Stan Staring Deeply Into Each Other’s Eyes for 2 Hours

FinnSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

The most epic and dramatic tale of a fjord, because who doesn’t love a good story about a body of…

Because What Movies Really Need Is More Ego Stroking Celebrity Cameos Apparently
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Because What Movies Really Need Is More Ego Stroking Celebrity Cameos Apparently

FinnSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

When a TV show reaches a certain level of cultural consciousness, it’s like a switch flips and suddenly everyone who’s…

Rival Sons taking entire year to make album youll forget in 2028
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Rival Sons taking entire year to make album youll forget in 2028

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some actual music news that doesn’t involve a reunion or a farewell tour?…

SLIPKNOT Blesses Us With More Behind-The-Scenes Footage We Never Asked For
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SLIPKNOT Blesses Us With More Behind-The-Scenes Footage We Never Asked For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2026September 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mediocre music news? 🙄 SLIPKNOT just dropped some behind-the-scenes footage from the…

Saudi Arabia Gets New F-35 Jets Because Peace Is Overrated
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Saudi Arabia Gets New F-35 Jets Because Peace Is Overrated

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

The Trump administration has just announced that it’s approved a potential multi-billion dollar sale of F-35 fighter jets to Saudi…

Husband’s Idol Audition Ends In Fatal Harmony
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Husband’s Idol Audition Ends In Fatal Harmony

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former American Idol contestant, Caleb Flynn, is standing trial…

Sony explains mysterious vanishing act of Helldivers 2 and Horizon on UK Steam
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Sony explains mysterious vanishing act of Helldivers 2 and Horizon on UK Steam

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Sony’s latest mishap has left gamers in the UK scratching their heads, as two of their first-party published titles, Helldivers…

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