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Bitcoin Thief Somehow Manages To Not Get Away With It
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Bitcoin Thief Somehow Manages To Not Get Away With It

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story of a 22-year-old guy, Malone Lam, who pleaded guilty…

Nintendo Unleashes September 2026 Deluge of Remakes and Dollar Signs
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Nintendo Unleashes September 2026 Deluge of Remakes and Dollar Signs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Nintendo Direct was back with a vengeance this week, showering us with a plethora of announcements that will keep our…

King Diamond Finally Ditches Andy La Rocque After Years Of Tolerating His Solos
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King Diamond Finally Ditches Andy La Rocque After Years Of Tolerating His Solos

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 13, 2026

I mean, who didn’t see this coming? KING DIAMOND’s longtime guitarist Andy La Rocque has left the band, and in…

GOP’s Anti-Socialism Message Gets Trumped By Trump’s Socialism
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GOP’s Anti-Socialism Message Gets Trumped By Trump’s Socialism

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

The Republican-controlled House last week adopted a resolution denouncing socialism β€œin all its forms,” but it seems like the Trump…

8BitDo blesses gamers with slightly less expensive controller tinkering options
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8BitDo blesses gamers with slightly less expensive controller tinkering options

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Get ready to upgrade your gaming experience with the 8BitDo Ultimate 3E, because your old controller is basically a relic…

Mom Inspired By Lindsay Clancy Case Accused Of Similar Crime
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Mom Inspired By Lindsay Clancy Case Accused Of Similar Crime

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An Illinois woman, Corie Walsh, 40, is accused of killing her…

Frantic gameplay abounds in Project ZETA’s endless monetization loop
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Frantic gameplay abounds in Project ZETA’s endless monetization loop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

Get ready for another multiplayer PvP game to add to your already crowded gaming rotation, because Project ZETA is coming…

KISS Dynasty Spawns New Band Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life
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KISS Dynasty Spawns New Band Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 5, 2026September 5, 2026

I just found out that Evan Stanley and Nick Simmons, the sons of KISS legends Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons,…

Musk Throws Cash At Texas Senate Race Because Why Not
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Musk Throws Cash At Texas Senate Race Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Texas Republicans have been waiting for what feels like an eternity…

Nintendo Graciously Bestows 8-Player Split-Screen Upon Switch Owners After Years
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Nintendo Graciously Bestows 8-Player Split-Screen Upon Switch Owners After Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

It’s-a time to get this update party started, folks! Nintendo has seen fit to bless us with a brand new…

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