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De Niro’s ‘The Alto Knights’ on Max: June 6, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Mob
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De Niro’s ‘The Alto Knights’ on Max: June 6, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Mob

FinnMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Oh, joy! ๐Ÿ™„ Another mob movie! As if we haven’t seen enough of those. Max (who?) is gracing us with…

Movie Review: ‘Mountainhead’ – Jesse Armstrong’s Tech Bro-pocalypse: You’ll Wish You Were Watching ‘Succession’
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Movie Review: ‘Mountainhead’ – Jesse Armstrong’s Tech Bro-pocalypse: You’ll Wish You Were Watching ‘Succession’

FinnMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

Oh, sweet, merciful Bezos! ๐Ÿ™ The “Succession” guy, Jesse Armstrong, is back at it again, bless his little heart. He’s…

DAVID ELLEFSON Thinks Bands Should Talk About Money (Like He Did) So They Don’t, You Know, EXPLODE LATER
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DAVID ELLEFSON Thinks Bands Should Talk About Money (Like He Did) So They Don’t, You Know, EXPLODE LATER

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

So, apparently, Dave Ellefson, the guy who got booted from Megadeth faster than you can say “leaked nudes,” and Burton…

“Friendship”: A Cinematic Masterpiece (of Mediocrity) That Will Make You Question All Your Life Choices (Especially Watching This)
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“Friendship”: A Cinematic Masterpiece (of Mediocrity) That Will Make You Question All Your Life Choices (Especially Watching This)

FinnMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Okay, folks, buckle up, because โ€˜Friendshipโ€™ is getting a WHOPPING 8.5 out of 10 stars! ๐ŸŒŸ Yeah, you heard that…

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