Karl Sanders Somehow Still Excited About New Nile Album
I can barely contain my excitement as I write these words: NILE, the legendary technical death metal band, is still…
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Six Flags Retires Coaster Due to Sudden Onset of Conscience
I was sipping my morning coffee and reading the news on CNN when I came across this article about Six…
Naughty Dog Hypes Two Mysterious Last of Us Projects Amid Intergalactic Delay
Naughty Dog studio head Neil Druckmann decided to tease fans with some updates on the developer’s current projects during “The…
GOP Throws Cash at Sinking Ship Ken Paxton’s Senate Campaign
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ken Paxton’s Senate bid in Texas is getting a serious boost…
McDonald’s Pokésales bonanza rebooted for November cash grab
Pokemon fans, rejoice! McDonald’s is throwing you a bone, or rather, a Happy Meal box shaped like Pikachu. Because what’s…
Trump Wins Right To Make Voter Registration More Fun
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave President Trump a big win in…
GOP Sends Poll Monitors Because Voting Should Be Fun And Intimidating
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest plans from President Trump and his allies to monitor the upcoming…
Meta bets farm on AI hype with Muse and pricey gadget spam
Meta Connect 2026 was a wild ride, folks, and I’m not just talking about Mark Zuckerberg’s enthusiastic pitch for the…
Sugababes finally emerge from retirement limbo with another swan song
Well, well, well, it seems like another day, another reunion, and another album to add to the ever-growing pile of…
Oh joy, U2’s back, because we all needed another encore
U2, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, has announced their first album of new material in nine years, Carnaval…