Ozzy’s DNA For Sale: Now You Can Be The Prince Of Darkness (And Drool On Yourself) For Just $450
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because Liquid Death, those purveyors of overpriced water for edgy teens, have officially jumped the shark…
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Xbox Game Pass June Wave 2: Firebreak, Warcraft, and Other Games You’ll Probably Never Play
Oh, great, more shovelware for the perpetually bored! 🙄 Xbox Game Pass, in its infinite wisdom, has deigned to bless…
SKID ROW’s ROB HAMMERSMITH on Being a Rockstar: ‘Turns Out, You Need a Personality (Who Knew?)’
In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering 🤯 interview with Ramona Fernandez of Gym Rock Crew (because who *doesn’t* get their rock news…
Piggy D. Declares Marilyn Manson His Personal Guru: “I’ll Follow Him Anywhere”
In a groundbreaking exposé with Radioactive MikeZ, the intellectual titan behind 96.7 KCAL-FM’s cerebral program “Wired In The Empire”, Matt…
Ozzy’s Gone Walkabout Again, Hasn’t He? A ‘Seek-And-Find’ Book for the Terminally Bored
Los Angeles-based animation studio and book publisher Fantoons (who?) has announced the upcoming book “Where Is Ozzy?”, because apparently, we…
BRIAN TATLER: DIAMOND HEAD’s Not Dead, Just Playing Possum
In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering 💥 interview with Mark Kadzielawa of the prestigious 69 Faces Of Rock (nice), DIAMOND HEAD guitarist…
Anime Expo 2025: Crunchyroll’s Gonna Drag Some Weebs and Dubs Out Kicking and Screaming
Oh boy, Anime Expo 2025! 🎉 Crunchyroll is gracing us with their presence, promising a “huge slew” of anime premieres…
Jeff Becerra of POSSESSED: Chuck Schuldiner Single-Handedly Saved Death Metal From Obscurity, Apparently
Although DEATH is worshipped as, like, the ONLY death metal band that ever mattered, the Florida-based posers didn’t drop “Scream…
Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Single: ‘Hell Or Hollywood’ – More Like ‘Heck No, Hollywood’
🎤🎸💀Oh, sweet baby Jesus! BUTCHER BABIES’ founding screamer, the one and only Carla Harvey (who apparently moonlighted as a mortician…
BLESSTHEFALL Drops ‘Gallows’ After Seven Years, Proving They’re Still Alive (Barely)
Well, well, well, look who crawled out of whatever hole they’ve been hiding in for the past seven years! Arizona’s…