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Outward 2: Still Somehow Alive and Kicking (Your Butt)
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Outward 2: Still Somehow Alive and Kicking (Your Butt)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

Okay, so I begrudgingly loaded up Outward 2, fully expecting to hate every single polygon of its existence. I mean,…

LINKIN PARK’s Dave ‘Phoenix’ Farrell Thinks Comeback’s a Smash Hit, Says Gigs Didn’t Suck Too Bad
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LINKIN PARK’s Dave ‘Phoenix’ Farrell Thinks Comeback’s a Smash Hit, Says Gigs Didn’t Suck Too Bad

Chord F. DiscordNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

Yo, what up, fellow numb-nuts? 👋 It’s your boy, Dave “Phoenix” Farrell, here to drop some truth bombs about LINKIN…

Wolfie Plays All The Instruments Himself Because Apparently He Doesn’t Trust Anyone Else In The World
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Wolfie Plays All The Instruments Himself Because Apparently He Doesn’t Trust Anyone Else In The World

Chord F. DiscordNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

In a new interview with Cutter’s Rockcast, So, apparently, this dude Wolfgang Van Halen, the mastermind behind MAMMOTH WVH, thinks…

Williamsville’s Piano Fight Night: Prepare for Dischord
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Williamsville’s Piano Fight Night: Prepare for Dischord

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Dueling Pianos at Santora’s? 🎹 Dinner (steak🥩, salmon🍣, or chicken🐔 – they’ll ASK you!), 🍹🍹 2 cocktails, and…

Warframe: The Old Peace Update – Prepare for Disappointment on December 10th
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Warframe: The Old Peace Update – Prepare for Disappointment on December 10th

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 Warframe is FINALLY giving us The Old Peace on December 10th! 🗓️ Get ready to have your mind…

Assassin’s Creed Shadows and Attack on Titan Had a Baby and It’s a Free Quest, OMG
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Assassin’s Creed Shadows and Attack on Titan Had a Baby and It’s a Free Quest, OMG

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Oh, honey, hold my sake! 🍶 Ubisoft, bless their little corporate hearts, is at it again, unleashing what they’re calling…

Sex Pistols (feat geriatric Frank Carter) Announce ’50 Years Of Punk (lol)’ Celebration Shows For Summer 2026 (if they’re still alive)
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Sex Pistols (feat geriatric Frank Carter) Announce ’50 Years Of Punk (lol)’ Celebration Shows For Summer 2026 (if they’re still alive)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

🚨 Breaking News! 🚨 The SEX PISTOLS, now featuring the punk rock god Frank Carter (because, let’s face it, someone…

Robert Plant Accidentally Admits He Listens to Nonesuch Records (We’re Shocked)
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Robert Plant Accidentally Admits He Listens to Nonesuch Records (We’re Shocked)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

So, Robert Plant, bless his ever-so-humble heart, popped by Nonesuch Records’ “Nonesuch Selects” video series. You know, the one where…

Popeyes Announces ‘Five Nights at Freddy’s 2’ Menu: Prepare to Get Spooked (and Probably Diarrhea)
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Popeyes Announces ‘Five Nights at Freddy’s 2’ Menu: Prepare to Get Spooked (and Probably Diarrhea)

FinnNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Okay, so listen up, buttercups 💅. The *Five Nights at Freddy’s* franchise, that cinematic masterpiece of jump scares and animatronic…

CNN Thinks Trump’s Epstein File Move Was a “Mistake”—LOL
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CNN Thinks Trump’s Epstein File Move Was a “Mistake”—LOL

Big ElephantNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, still obsessed with President Trump and their conspiracy theories. This time, it’s the Jeffrey…

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