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Modern Warfare 4 teams up with RayNeo for futuristic cash grab
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Modern Warfare 4 teams up with RayNeo for futuristic cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Because what every gamer needs is another way to isolate themselves from the world, RayNeo has partnered with the Call…

Slayer still touring because your dad wont stop listening to Reign in Blood
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Slayer still touring because your dad wont stop listening to Reign in Blood

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school thrash metal? 🤘 Because SLAYER just celebrated the 40th anniversary of…

Wo Long 2 brings musical theatre to ancient Chinese demon slaying chaos
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Wo Long 2 brings musical theatre to ancient Chinese demon slaying chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

It looks like Team Ninja has finally listened to our cries and decided to make a sequel that’s actually better…

GOP Tries Sinking Sherrod Brown With Unlikely New BFFs
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GOP Tries Sinking Sherrod Brown With Unlikely New BFFs

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a mysterious group called Enough Promises Ohio that’s been spending a pretty…

Finally Something To Make You Forget Existential Dread Monumental
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Finally Something To Make You Forget Existential Dread Monumental

Chord F. DiscordOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🤯 Ukraine’s IGNEA just dropped their fourth album “Monumental” and it’s…

JD Vance thrilled to explain his super normal politics
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JD Vance thrilled to explain his super normal politics

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about JD Vance’s latest defense of a controversial campaign ad, and I’ve got…

Garfield’s latest concoction mashes auto battlers with battle royale chaos predictably
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Garfield’s latest concoction mashes auto battlers with battle royale chaos predictably

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Get ready for the chaos, folks! Richard Garfield, the genius behind Magic: The Gathering, is back with a brand new…

Dispatch Turns One With Bloated Update To Milk Players Some More
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Dispatch Turns One With Bloated Update To Milk Players Some More

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

It’s been a year since AdHoc Studios’ Dispatch debuted, and to celebrate this milestone, the studio has announced a slew…

BioWare’s demise won’t kill Mass Effect TV dreams
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BioWare’s demise won’t kill Mass Effect TV dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Well, that was a wild ride. Electronic Arts, the publisher that brought you such classics as “let’s cancel a bunch…

Microsoft Unveils Hourly Rental Fees for Xbox Cloud Gaming Bliss
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Microsoft Unveils Hourly Rental Fees for Xbox Cloud Gaming Bliss

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

The latest iteration of Xbox’s ongoing reset has brought about a pricing change that’s left many gamers scratching their heads.…

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