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White House and DHS in perfect harmony of disagreement apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

White House and DHS in perfect harmony of disagreement apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest drama from the Trump administration. Apparently, there…

Industry Insiders Predict Next Big Consumer Tech cash grab
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Industry Insiders Predict Next Big Consumer Tech cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Every few months, a new gadget promises to revolutionize the world, but let’s be real, most of them are just…

Tension Guaranteed: Alien Deathstorm Squeezes Thirty Minutes of Thrills
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Tension Guaranteed: Alien Deathstorm Squeezes Thirty Minutes of Thrills

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

As I sat down to play Alien Deathstorm at gamescom 2026, I wasn’t sure what to expect, but what I…

Senate GOP’s Affordable Dreams Deferred Again By Democrats
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Senate GOP’s Affordable Dreams Deferred Again By Democrats

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senate Democrats have blocked a GOP-led bill to combat rising energy…

Fallout 76 now lets you buy friendship with overpriced digital dogs
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Fallout 76 now lets you buy friendship with overpriced digital dogs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

The never-ending saga of Fallout 76 continues, and this time, Bethesda is pulling out all the stops to get us…

Grasshopper cuts NetEase ties to escape live service limbo
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Grasshopper cuts NetEase ties to escape live service limbo

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

The never-ending saga of publishers trying to make a quick buck in the gaming industry continues, and this time, it’s…

Aska scores fresh sugar daddy for Gang of Frogs reboot dreams
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Aska scores fresh sugar daddy for Gang of Frogs reboot dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Just when you thought the gaming landscape couldn’t get any more exciting, Aska Studios and Megabit come along and shake…

Sekiro’s Theatrical Tease Evolves Into Full Crunchyroll Series This January
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Sekiro’s Theatrical Tease Evolves Into Full Crunchyroll Series This January

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Breaking news, gamers! The Sekiro: No Defeat anime finally has a release date, and it’s not exactly what we were…

War In Iran Conveniently Keeps Inflating US Prices Again
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War In Iran Conveniently Keeps Inflating US Prices Again

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – inflation is still running wild in the US, with the…

Another Gift from Hollywood, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Santa
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Another Gift from Hollywood, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Santa

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Ahnold is back, and this time he’s swapping his Terminator shades for a red suit and a beard, because in…

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