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Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Content Already HBO Max Adds More
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Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Content Already HBO Max Adds More

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 29, 2026

Get ready to drown in a sea of content as HBO Max unleashes its September lineup, because what the world…

Federal Court: Prediction Markets Are Just Fancy Gambling Apparently
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Federal Court: Prediction Markets Are Just Fancy Gambling Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about a federal appeals court ruling that states can regulate prediction markets like gambling, and…

Warsh Under Pressure To Reveal Master Plan
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Warsh Under Pressure To Reveal Master Plan

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh is being super coy about when…

Squadron 42 delayed to 2027 due to GTA VI’s probable perfection deadline
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Squadron 42 delayed to 2027 due to GTA VI’s probable perfection deadline

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

The delay train keeps on rolling, folks, and this time it’s Cloud Imperium Games’ turn to announce that their highly…

Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment
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Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Because what’s more fun than playing a cult simulator game with actual ex-cult members, right? Wolf Haus Games, the developers…

Kids These Days Gambled $5 Billion on Kalshi
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Kids These Days Gambled $5 Billion on Kalshi

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that young adults between 18 and 21 have been…

The Gentlemen Season 2 Trailer is Finally Here to Save Us All from Our Miserable Lives and Clearly the Most Important Thing Happening This Year
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The Gentlemen Season 2 Trailer is Finally Here to Save Us All from Our Miserable Lives and Clearly the Most Important Thing Happening This Year

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

It’s that time… again 🕰️! Netflix has released the full-length trailer of Guy Ritchie’s ‘The Gentlemen Season 2’, launching September…

Judge saves democracy from itself, temporarily
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Judge saves democracy from itself, temporarily

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a federal judge in Boston has temporarily blocked the US…

Cartel’s Drone Fleet Gets Zapped by US Laser Precision
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Cartel’s Drone Fleet Gets Zapped by US Laser Precision

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the US-Mexico border, and I have to say,…

Marine One Has Trouble Talking To Humans Again
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Marine One Has Trouble Talking To Humans Again

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama with Marine One, and let me tell you, it’s…

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