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Merger on Hold Because Lawyers Got Paid
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Merger on Hold Because Lawyers Got Paid

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the entertainment industry, folks. A federal judge has granted…

More soulless franchise extensions heading to Disney+ and Hulu this August 2026
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More soulless franchise extensions heading to Disney+ and Hulu this August 2026

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

As the summer months draw to a close, the world of streaming continues to churn out content at an alarming…

Harry Conklin Still Singing About Wizards And Stuff On New Cloven Hoof Album
Breaking, Music News

Harry Conklin Still Singing About Wizards And Stuff On New Cloven Hoof Album

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🀯 I just found out that NWOBHM legends CLOVEN HOOF…

Westeros Wars Relaunches, Because Money Still Grows On Trees Apparently
Breaking, Games News

Westeros Wars Relaunches, Because Money Still Grows On Trees Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh joy, another delay in the world of gaming, because what’s a few more months of waiting when you’re ready…

Gaming Cash Grabs Unite: Avengers Remake Boasts Predictable Explosions and Familiar Faces
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Gaming Cash Grabs Unite: Avengers Remake Boasts Predictable Explosions and Familiar Faces

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Get ready for the ultimate cash-grab, folks! The latest Avengers: Doomsday trailer has dropped, and it’s a doozy. I mean,…

Marvel Tōkon revives stale genre with obligatory next-gen tag team cash grab
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Marvel Tōkon revives stale genre with obligatory next-gen tag team cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Get ready for another thrilling iteration of the never-ending battle for gaming supremacy, folks! I recently had the chance to…

US Military Loses Two In Sudden Case Of War
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Military Loses Two In Sudden Case Of War

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and I just can’t help…

Rush To Play Same 12 Songs For 12 Months In Vegas Because You Clearly Needed That
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Rush To Play Same 12 Songs For 12 Months In Vegas Because You Clearly Needed That

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh great, because what the world really needed was another reason for boomers to flock to Las Vegas: RUSH is…

Trump’s Iran Plan Apparently Involves Making Things Worse Quickly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Iran Plan Apparently Involves Making Things Worse Quickly

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the situation with Iran is getting more complicated…

God of War show loses its Kratos due to on-set mishap and poor insurance
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God of War show loses its Kratos due to on-set mishap and poor insurance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Well, that’s just peachy. The live-action God of War series, which was supposed to be the perfect adaptation of the…

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