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Another Dawnwalker Rehash Because Originality is Overrated
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Another Dawnwalker Rehash Because Originality is Overrated

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The Blood of Dawnwalker is finally within our grasp, and I’m thrilled to report that it’s everything I hoped it…

More MTG Reprints Because Innovation Is Overrated Apparently
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More MTG Reprints Because Innovation Is Overrated Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Oh joy, another Secret Lair drop, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. Wizards of the Coast has…

Nintendo Peddles More Anime Depth Charging
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Nintendo Peddles More Anime Depth Charging

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

I just spent the most exhausting 2.5 hours of my life at the Nintendo appointment at Summer Game Fest 2026,…

Trump somehow not messing up Iran situation yet
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Trump somehow not messing up Iran situation yet

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has been dealt a surprise ace in the…

MOONSPELL’s FERNANDO RIBEIRO Unveils Profound Insight Behind Album Title It Means Everything And Nothing Somehow
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MOONSPELL’s FERNANDO RIBEIRO Unveils Profound Insight Behind Album Title It Means Everything And Nothing Somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some deep, profound, and downright pretentious metal talk? 🤯 Because I’ve got a…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Lawyers And Fewer Original Ideas
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Lawyers And Fewer Original Ideas

FinnJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

When the Credits Roll, the Lawyers Take Over: The Wildest Movie Lawsuits in Hollywood History In the never-ending saga of…

Megadeth Cancels Lisbon Show And Suddenly Plastic Cups Become Relevant Again
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Megadeth Cancels Lisbon Show And Suddenly Plastic Cups Become Relevant Again

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: MEGADETH’s EvilLive festival appearance was cancelled due to “technical issues” and I’m still trying…

Texas Gets To Be App Police Now Apparently
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Texas Gets To Be App Police Now Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has allowed Texas to enforce a law that…

Microsoft Liberates 4800 Employees From Their Paychecks Immediately
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Microsoft Liberates 4800 Employees From Their Paychecks Immediately

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Microsoft is laying off about 4,800 employees, which is…

Because you still play WoW apparently
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Because you still play WoW apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

In the never-ending quest to separate you from your hard-earned gold, Blizzard has once again managed to create a plethora…

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