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Polymarket Finally Adds Safeguards Because Clearly That Was The Problem
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Polymarket Finally Adds Safeguards Because Clearly That Was The Problem

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the world of prediction sites, and I have…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Matthew Perry
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Matthew Perry

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

It’s been three years since Matthew Perry’s passing, and now Netflix is releasing a documentary series about his life, because…

Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that millions of taxpayer dollars have already been spent…

Blizzard Rehashes World of Warcraft Yet Again
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Blizzard Rehashes World of Warcraft Yet Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

It’s time to return to Azeroth, again, because why not? World of Warcraft: Forever is the latest attempt by Blizzard…

Trump Gets Green Light to Deport People Randomly Again Apparently
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Trump Gets Green Light to Deport People Randomly Again Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the Supreme Court, and let me tell you, it’s…

Geriatric Gamers Rejoice: Witcher 3 Remaster Free for Original Owners
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Geriatric Gamers Rejoice: Witcher 3 Remaster Free for Original Owners

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt — Remastered is finally here, because what’s a classic game without a shiny new coat…

Naughty Dog Hypes Two Mysterious Last of Us Projects Amid Intergalactic Delay
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Naughty Dog Hypes Two Mysterious Last of Us Projects Amid Intergalactic Delay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

Naughty Dog studio head Neil Druckmann decided to tease fans with some updates on the developer’s current projects during “The…

Tech moguls bring their A-game to Trump’s tantrum party today
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tech moguls bring their A-game to Trump’s tantrum party today

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top tech executives, including Anthropic’s Dario Amodei, Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg, Nvidia’s…

GOP Throws Cash at Sinking Ship Ken Paxton’s Senate Campaign
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GOP Throws Cash at Sinking Ship Ken Paxton’s Senate Campaign

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ken Paxton’s Senate bid in Texas is getting a serious boost…

GOP Freaks Out Over 2026, Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Freaks Out Over 2026, Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the GOP’s midterm election woes, and I have to say, it’s getting…

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