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THQ Nordic parades its remake cash cow lineup again
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THQ Nordic parades its remake cash cow lineup again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Another year, another THQ Nordic Showcase, and I’m still trying to figure out how they manage to cram so many…

Putin Plans Fun NATO Team Building Exercise With Missiles
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Putin Plans Fun NATO Team Building Exercise With Missiles

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest intel on Vladimir Putin, and let me tell you, it’s…

Kingdom Hearts 4 Hints Abound as Voice Actors Slip Into D23 Lineup
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Kingdom Hearts 4 Hints Abound as Voice Actors Slip Into D23 Lineup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

The Kingdom Hearts 4 hype train has finally left the station, and I’m not sure if I should be excited…

Toronto Film Fest caters to insomniacs with borderline reasonable movie schedule
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Toronto Film Fest caters to insomniacs with borderline reasonable movie schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

The Toronto International Film Festival, because who needs sleep when you can watch midnight horror movies? The TIFF “Midnight Madness”…

Hillary Clinton Compares Trump’s Decor to Saddam’s Greatest Hits
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Hillary Clinton Compares Trump’s Decor to Saddam’s Greatest Hits

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Hillary Clinton’s latest comments on President Trump’s White House decor, and I…

Treyarch inadvertently invented gamer frustration with Black Ops II’s pioneering failings
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Treyarch inadvertently invented gamer frustration with Black Ops II’s pioneering failings

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

As I sit here, reminiscing about the good old days of online multiplayer, I’m reminded of the game that changed…

Take-Two CEO Hypes GTA 6 Pre-Orders as Unprecedented Cash Grab
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Take-Two CEO Hypes GTA 6 Pre-Orders as Unprecedented Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Get ready for the most anticipated game of all time, or at least that’s what Take-Two Interactive wants you to…

Murkowski Gives Todd Blanche Nomination the Cold Alaska Shoulder
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Murkowski Gives Todd Blanche Nomination the Cold Alaska Shoulder

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Todd Blanche’s nomination for attorney general is…

Republicans Suddenly Forgive Trump’s Similar Actions Somehow
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Republicans Suddenly Forgive Trump’s Similar Actions Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Dr. Anthony Fauci, and folks, it’s getting good. Republicans…

Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Grown Ups Sequel Apparently
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Grown Ups Sequel Apparently

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Adam Sandler is back at it again, mining his back catalogue for Netflix as the streamer announces a third instalment…

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