Crimson Desert: Where You Pay Full Price, Get Zero Microtransactions, and Still Get Trolled!
Finally, a game that doesn’t want your wallet’s soul! Crimson Desert confirms no microtransactions—but you still have to buy it.…
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“USC Symposium: Arts + Health? More Like Arts + Hocus Pocus!”
USC’s “Mind-Blowing” Symposium: Arts, Health, and Wellness Prepare to have your mind blown at USC’s first-ever symposium exploring the intersection…
Rainbow Six Siege Finally Realizes Its Players Deserve a Casino After Losing All Their Money to Microtransactions
Move over, actual casinos — Rainbow Six Siege is about to make you irrelevant with its latest map drop, the…
Chinese Carmakers Eyeing US Invasion: Ready to Conquer American Roads with Their Bargain Wheels!
Big Auto in for a rude awakening as Chinese cars invade America For years, those corrupt, out-of-touch globalist car companies…
Valentine’s Day Co-Op Games For Couples—Because Nothing Says ‘I Love You’ Like Arguing Over Who’s Holding the Controller
Valentine’s Day is coming up, and you’re panicking because you haven’t planned anything special for your significant other. Don’t worry,…
Lunar Lantern Festival – People Light Up the Sky with Thousands of Floating Lanterns Because Apparently the Moon Needs More Light
Lunar Lantern Festival: Where Dreams Go Up in Smoke! Join us for the most environmentally questionable event of 2026! Watch…
Monster Hunter Stories 3 Devs Stole Their Turn-Based Combat Ideas from Metaphor and Expedition 33 Because Why Not?
Oh, look! The geniuses behind Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection have discovered something revolutionary: modern RPGs exist and people…
Game Con Canada Unveils Epic North American Game Industry Summit in Edmonton—Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Alberta Blizzard in June?
Oh great, another gaming event to add to the never-ending list of conventions, summits, and showcases. But this time, it’s…
Genshin Impact Finally Lets You Play Varka After 5 Years of Teasing — Because Who Needs New Regions Anyway?
Oh, great, another Genshin Impact update—because clearly, what the world needs is yet another chance to pretend we’re not still…
Metal Church Unleashes ‘Brainwash Game’ Single From Their New Album ‘Dead To Rights’—Because Who Needs Free Will Anyway?
West Coast thrash metal legends METAL CHURCH will release their 13th studio album, “Dead To Rights”, on April 10 via…