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You Won’t Believe What Just Happened on This Miami Runway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Just Happened on This Miami Runway

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American Airlines flight headed to Bermuda had to abort its…

You Won’t Believe What Just Happened on MIA Runway
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You Won’t Believe What Just Happened on MIA Runway

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American Airlines flight headed to Bermuda had to abort its…

Men Need Help Talking To Women Apparently
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Men Need Help Talking To Women Apparently

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026July 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A group of men gathered in Nashville for a “boot camp”…

Big Elephant here, Isha Sesay takes world news by storm somehow
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Big Elephant here, Isha Sesay takes world news by storm somehow

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Isha Sesay, the former CNN anchor who spent years bringing global stories…

GOP United Yeah Right
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GOP United Yeah Right

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, President Trump has decided not to sign a major bipartisan…

What’s Iran and Egypt fighting about now
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What’s Iran and Egypt fighting about now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the World Cup match in Seattle, and I just can’t help but…

Because GTA Needed More Facebook and NPCs with Feels
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Because GTA Needed More Facebook and NPCs with Feels

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Grand Theft Auto? Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough…

AI stocks tanking again because tech bubble popping maybe
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AI stocks tanking again because tech bubble popping maybe

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the tech stock traders who are getting a little testy about the high…

You won’t believe what’s melting down today besides Europe
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You won’t believe what’s melting down today besides Europe

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – President Donald Trump will be presenting the World Cup…

CNN says conservatives are finally speaking up apparently
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CNN says conservatives are finally speaking up apparently

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Tucker Carlson’s latest comments on Trump, and I have to say, it’s…

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